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Bodyguard Chokes Anthony Kiedis After Mistaking Him for Matt Damon: "Close Enough"
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New IRS Head Is an Evil Whore
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For Christ's Sake, Chris Brown Didn't "Lose His Virginity" at Age 61
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Pope John Paul II and John Havlicek, Shirtless and Wearing Sombreros
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"Impure Thoughts" Got This Terrific Tree Hugger Fired
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Human Head Transplants? Neurosurgeon Says "We Have Very Little Tolerance" for Them
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I Think This Girl Traveled Over 7,000 Miles to Tell Martha Stewart Her Food Tweets Are Disgusting
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Heads Up, Indoor Kids, Your Couch Is Giving You Herpes
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Thor: The Dark Misunderstanding
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Dude With World's Biggest Asshole Robs Car Crash
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Man Sued for Performing Unneeded Sex-Assignment Surgery on Baby Moose
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This Asshole Is What Thanksgiving Is All About
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A Drunk Guy Slept on Our Children?
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How to Wear Condoms Like Filthy Sailors
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Hollywood Still Out of Human urine
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GOP Misplaces Their Binders Full of Crackheads
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Chris Christie Wants Only Sick Children to Smoke
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Putting Someone Else's Poop in Your Big-Ass Purse?
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Kangaroo Making Out With Dog Isn't Right, but It's Not My Junk
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The Perks of Being The Unabomber
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25 Clever Halloween Costumes for Men Avoiding Chores
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Kentucky to Become a Flamingo
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Jimmy Fallon Dressed Like a Douche [Pic]
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Pennsylvania GOP Senate Candidate Refuses to Marry a Goat
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North Korea to Make Piccolo From Dragon Ball Look "Ordinary"
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Moldova Is Officially Third-Dimension Compliant
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Athletes Who Are Total Wangs
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Paula Deen, in Full Combat Gear to Visit North Korea
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Tiny Pony Kidnapped, May Be Muslim
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Kate Middleton's Post-Baby Body Count
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Stork Recently Detained by Egypt for Alleged Spamming
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Florida Sinkhole Swallows Parts of Your Penis
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Romney Refuses to Say Cheese
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Solar Cells Made Entirely of Typewriter Parts
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19 Reasons Socializing Is Not Recommended
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Update From the U.S. Senate: America Is Ready for Some S&M
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Rihanna Workin the Pole ... In Canada Sawmill
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Billionaire George Soros: I Should Warn You, I'm Psychic
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When You're Stuck in a Kiddie Pool
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Computers Are Now Cooking Meth