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Senate Rejects Bid to Kill Me
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It's Time for War, and Also Bees
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Why I Do Not Want to Wear Pants
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2.8 Million People Are Actually Huge Assholes
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This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil
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Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Immortal
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Matt Damon Has a Magical Girl Transformation Sequence
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Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
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Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE
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UPDATED: Ozzy Osbourne Is Rapidly Dissolving
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15 Unmistakable, Outrageously Secret Signs You're an Asshole
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41,000,006 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy
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Us Government Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
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Climate Change Will Be HELLA FUN!
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Unicorn Lair Discovered in Antarctica
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Tutankhamun May Have Covered-Up Staffers Prostitution, Drug Activity
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28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
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Under Obamacare, Disney World Builds a Screaming Walk-In Vagina
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15-Year-Old Boy Arrested for Carrying Archie Comics
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Canada Had a Mexican Accent for 4 Months
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I Hate My Boobs and My Husband
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Drunk Man Gets Divorced From His Face
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Here's the Racist Band That Only Sings About Pizza
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Anderson Cooper Is Never Too Busy Eating His Wife's Pussy to Eat Pomegranate Seeds
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23 Signs You Can't Distinguish Your Pastor From an F-18
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It's Time to Make Edible Cat Litter
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Dog Forced to Sign People Up For ObamaCare
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Canon EOS 60Da: A DSLR That Shoots Chainsaws
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Dog Forced to Apologize Like a Chicken
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NSA Officers Spy on Octopus Lovin
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Please Stop Telling Us When to Get You Killed
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It Takes Ikea Five Years to Design a Cool-Ass Alien Spaceship?
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Gabe Newell Wants to Make Human-Ape Hybrids
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Ellen Demonstrates the Proper Way to Deflect Killer Asteroids
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Billionaires in the Sewers?
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Rich People to Appear Constantly Drunk for Two years
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Van Helsing: Slightly Better Than Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
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Orphaned Tiger Cubs Find a Bra That Fits
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CNN Conducts 12 Minute Interview With a Missile
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Bodyguard Chokes Anthony Kiedis After Mistaking Him for Matt Damon: "Close Enough"