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15 Jokes That Only Took 3,454 Oil Paintings to Make You Laugh, Cry, and Cringe
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Holy Crap! Am I Supposed to Be Human?
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Ladies and Gentleman, the Real Meaning of Christmas Is Garbage
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Giraffe Dies After Intense Gaming Binge
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I Am Turning Into a Car: Report Reveals
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The Things Some Men Do to Beans
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Hey Internet, This Amazing Story Is BS
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One Brave Man's Dream Was to Tweet
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Yes... Yes... I Am Death
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20 Tips to Up Your Relationship With Christ
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You Have No Close Friends
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Russia Has a Theory
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Oh, Look. It's a Miracle
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Excerpts From a Movie. Except They're Not
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Sh*t, I'm Going to Prison
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One Little Girl Is Good. Pass It On
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Finally, a Movie About a Star Trek
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It's OK to Cry at the Dentist
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Even Millionaires Have to Deal With Evil Conspiracies
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Human, Why Do Girls Do This? -_-
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Sesame Street Made a Music Video and Be Prepared to Learn the "Everybody Knows Shit Fuck" Dance
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It's Cute That They Were Arrested
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What It's Like Being an Asshole
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This Is Pretty Much Bullshit
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Guy Turns Himself Into Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
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Adam Sandler Says He Saw Demon Before Train Stabbings
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What if Physics Determined the Laws of Physics
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When You Wanna Flirt With Bae
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I Killed a Man. Years Later, He Can't Help but Laugh
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Satellites Measure the World's "Most Expensivest Shit"
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You Won't Die in 2015
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Why You Shouldn't Eat During the MTV Movie Awards
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Watch What Happens Next Generation
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11 Things You Must Do Before You Drop-Kick Your Dreams
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Go Ahead, Piss on a Scooter
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​Hey, It's Not More Alcohol
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Women Who Drink Could Be Bringing Back the Infamous Dog From "Duck Hunt"
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This Lamp Tells You He's Gay?
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I'm Seriously Considering Banning Elmo From My Boobs
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Chelsea Handler Makes a Surprising (And Vicious) Natural Enemy