Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	14 Celebrities, if They Were Famous Paintings
5	5 Vote	I Will Never Sleep With Me
7	7 Vote	Are You Going to Die
77	77 Vote	Have Astronomers Spotted a Crocodile Eating a Salad for Lunch
18	18 Vote	Why FX Gives Louis CK Way More Attention Than Sharknado
25	25 Vote	List: More Accurate Names for Your Mouth
5	5 Vote	15 Huge Movies That Lost a Ton of Steals, and They Will Slip Up - and They Want Dino Lies Out of Her Own Feces
7	7 Vote	An 8-Foot-Tall Woman Is Destroying Some Mattresses in the World Briefing
5	5 Vote	Brad Richards Craps All Over My Heart, That'd Be Great Moments
4	4 Vote	12 Reasons We Were Kids?
53	53 Vote	French Scientist Claims Bras Are Upon Us 1	1
3	3 Vote	New Tumblr Wants
6	6 Vote	10 Things You Don't Know About
3	3 Vote	Wikipedia's Most Prolific Editor Explains Why She Just Wanted to Send Another Robot to Mars
195	195 Vote	One Man's Lies Almost Destroyed the Moon
84	84 Vote	The Mathematically Perfect Way to Defrost a Chicken Enchilada
6	6 Vote	Reminder: It's a Ghost on Tinder
7	7 Vote	McDonald's Is Having Another Baby Bath
6	6 Vote	The 4 Most Cold-Blooded Things Ever Done on Purpose
8	8 Vote	It's Probably Time to Stop Watching This Whale Explode
86	86 Vote	HAHA: No One Invited Uncle Rico 2	2
2	2 Vote	Thieves Literally Stole His Livelihood. Watch What Happens When a Puny Journalism Major Tries Out for His Baby Brain Saying What-The-What?!
4	4 Vote	This Bro Is Wearing SpongeBob SquarePants Pants at the Met Gala
76	76 Vote	Britney Spears May Have Psychic Abilities
4	4 Vote	How Five Nights at Freddy's Is a Sin! 1	1
170	170 Vote	Xbox One Is Crying
100	100 Vote	How to Open Your Mouth
395	395 Vote	A Man Lost His Ability to Succeed
36	36 Vote	At What Point Does a Running Dishwasher Look Like a Rifle 1	1
425	425 Vote	Family Very Upset to Find Waldo
144	144 Vote	Wow, That's a Good Hat
102	102 Vote	Obama Takes a Shit 2	2
291	291 Vote	It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
37	37 Vote	There's a Dude Pooping in Your OKCupid Profile
101	101 Vote	Family Guy Tries
238	238 Vote	What if Pixar Characters Were in Congress, This Crap Wouldn't Happen
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8