Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

260	260 Vote	Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
832	832 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 13	13
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
173	173 Vote	Miraculously, Nobody Was Hurt by This 9-Year-Old
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
275	275 Vote	Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare 1	1
252	252 Vote	In Defense of Selfies at Funerals 2	2
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
297	297 Vote	It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
328	328 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth 1	1
211	211 Vote	Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
138	138 Vote	Researchers Make Alcohol Disappear
682	682 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
357	357 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33 1	1
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
225	225 Vote	Your Baby Is Totally Dumb
152	152 Vote	Penis-Powered Game Gets Highly Unanticipated Sequel
352	352 Vote	Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters 1	1
224	224 Vote	This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Defeating the KKK 2	2
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
229	229 Vote	Congress Is Definitely Drunk 1	1
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
488	488 Vote	Somebody Help Me, I Beg You
758	758 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
351	351 Vote	Why Don't We Start Treating Guns More Like Bananas? 3	3
265	265 Vote	Confession: I Don't Care 1	1
108	108 Vote	Atheists Are Like Terrorists, Except Without the Hassle
735	735 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2