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America Is Now Definitely Toast
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A Rare Hairy Dragon Ball
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Farming Is an Overreaction
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BREAKING: And Then There's This Guy!
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Pregnant Amy Schumer Announces Pregnancy in a Giant F**k You to Get Free Taco Bell Thanks to a Cult. She's a Hypocrite
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Trump Claims He Meant Poop, Not Bomb Mailing
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Something Suspicious About the Rain. More Soon
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New Ebola Cluster Confirmed in September
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Trump: I Have a Healthy and Happy Holiday Hair
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Papua New Guinea Pigs
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Your Guide to Butt Stuff
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Your Hat Is Nice, but Not a People Person...
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Canada Will Move to Canada?
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You Are a Marvel Among Mediocrity
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Opinion: I Was Angry
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Report Says 6 Million Americans Intend to F**k Off
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You Have a Boner
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Sherri Shepherd Husband Warns ... You Should ALL BE FIRED!!! (Except Obama)
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New Undercover Abortion Clinic Closes Thanks to You
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Wow, a Really Basic Math Lesson
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40 Signs You're Almost 40 Signs
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13 Signs You Are a Fucking Disgrace
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I Want to Die
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Judge Rules That Baby Can't Be Trusted
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Microsoft Wants a Kitty
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A Dying Father Fulfills His Last Day as a Mermaid
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Sex Was Invented by Donald Duck
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Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Heartbreaking
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Canada Is a Huge Hoax
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Putin on the Moon
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Everyone Hates the Dudes in Short-Shorts
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Pokémon Has a Giant Vagina for an Hour
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President Obama Is So Bizarre...
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I Voted Republican and All I Got Was This Bad Acid
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4 Randomly Hilarious Pieces of Art Destroyed by Flooding
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It's Official: Circumcision Is Cool Again
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The Sharknado Is Coming to Orlando Bloom
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There's No Such Thing as a Racist Email
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​A Mental Condition Can Make You Poop?
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Guardians of the Closet?