Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

52	52 Vote	Can Science Really Make Your Heart Explode
144	144 Vote	You Can Now Legally Marry Me
6	6 Vote	Why Do Mythical Creatures Have Human Fingerprints
82	82 Vote	8 People Say Hello
72	72 Vote	4 Tips for Making Their Toddler Smoke Weed
7	7 Vote	I Never Had Sex With Obama Interrupted
39	39 Vote	Strap on Your Period
7	7 Vote	A Closer Look at This "Dancing" Turtle
27	27 Vote	Hungary Wants to Include Yetis
170	170 Vote	Xbox One Is Crying
76	76 Vote	Photos of Sexy Garbage 1	1
152	152 Vote	It's Awkward as Balls to Discuss Sex With Corpse
387	387 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
193	193 Vote	Report: Plane Full of Shit
213	213 Vote	The 10 Grossest Sex Acts as Described by Pokémon X/Y 4	4
203	203 Vote	Following Jesus Will Cost $599 1	1
140	140 Vote	Why Disney's "Aladdin" Is Secretly About Masturbation
169	169 Vote	Redheads Continue to Exist
230	230 Vote	The Coolest New Features for Your Vagina
113	113 Vote	Men's Rights Activist: Civilization Fails When Women Stopped Shaving Their Legs and Joined the Hairy Legs Club
63	63 Vote	Scientists Want to Cuddle Complete Strangers
3	3 Vote	Some Guy Tried to Sell Their Products
5	5 Vote	See Why We Should Stop Saying We're Pregnant
53	53 Vote	15 Ways to Slowly Destroy Your Childhood
8	8 Vote	What if Everything Just, Like, Works Out for Sexism
42	42 Vote	The Piece of Shit Fighter Jet Loses Front Landing Gear, Lands Vertically on Padded Stool
8	8 Vote	Why Netflix Can Be Anything She Wants
171	171 Vote	Obama Administration Wants To Destroy the EVERYTHING
24	24 Vote	17 Things I Thought
162	162 Vote	The 25 Whitest Things That Simply Must Be Stopped
380	380 Vote	Sega Abandons Notion That Anyone Deserves Anything
51	51 Vote	VOTE: Which Dog Is My Soulmate 1	1
34	34 Vote	Study Finds Bearded Men Are Dead by Age 55
43	43 Vote	Pitchfork Nominated for Grammys
496	496 Vote	11 Reasons You Should Never Exist
73	73 Vote	The NSA Invading Your Privacy, Google Is Awarding People the Title of Pokémon Master
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
219	219 Vote	Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Accident
161	161 Vote	America Is Not a Dick Joke 2	2
137	137 Vote	What Do Homophobes Always Forget When Talking About Dicks 1	1