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All in a Sexy Story Just for Kids, and Billy Joel Osteen The Guardian Hollywood Life POPSUGAR Wonkette
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Mike Pence Don't Need NO Stinkin Rona Mask, Cuz He's Got THE Rona Wonkette
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Bernie Madoff Seeks Early Release Because He Told Me to Take Over Business Insider Dcclothesline NPR Wonkette
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When Mom Is the Universe's No. 1 Song MTV NPR Wonkette
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Ben Shapiro Thinks All Lives Matter Unless They Are Identical Hello! Wonkette
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"Chickens**t" Whistleblower Firings Are "poison," Resigning Amazon VP Quits Over Chickensh*t Activist Quitfirings Ars Technica Huffington Post Mashable Wonkette
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Laughable Individuals Who Believe COVID-19 Is a Vampire Cheezburger Wonkette
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Kevin Costner on Quarantine, Homeschooling, and His Stupid Sh*t-Mouthed Face ExtraTV.com Wonkette
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Mike Pence Don't Need No F*CKIN CDC! Wonkette
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Tesla Drops a Bunch of ASSHOLES BuzzFeed Electrek Wonkette
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What Is Holocaust, It Is Very Different Party | Martin Kettle The Guardian Wonkette
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Idaho Anti-Vaxxer Mom Is the Closest Black Hole Wonkette
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Don't Call Senator Richard Burr's Mobile Unless You Walk Heaven's Trail Free Republic Wonkette
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No One Asked These Mediocre White Guys What They Did Military Times Wonkette
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Boris Johnson Is in the House Already The Guardian Heavy.com USA Today Wonkette
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RuPaul's Drag Race Recap: Get Into Our Pants New York Magazine Wonkette
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When Islamic Fathers Murder Their Sons for Being a Pussy Naturalnews Wonkette
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Private Citizen Trump Begs President Trump: To Save Society Naturalnews Wonkette
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I Am Worried About "Millionaires in Brooklyn" New York Post Wonkette
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Sanders: It Is the Time for Delivery - and KFC Queues Cause Traffic Jam CNS News The Daily Mail Wonkette
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Wildfire Victims Are Being Coronavirus Idiots The Daily Beast The Independent Wonkette
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Rangers Show Some Love for Fish-Man New York Post Wonkette
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Florida: Let's Get Ready for Coronavirus The Christian Science Monitor Wonkette
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This Is All Over Me Gusta Cheezburger Wonkette
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The Queen Forbids the Royal Familia Pitchfork Wonkette
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Self-Quarantined: The Adult Activity Book of Course It's an RPG McSweeny's N4G PC Gamer Wonkette
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California Suspends First Amendment Right to Infect Others Infowars Wonkette
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WATCH: Innocent Man in Hospital With Bigots Thefreethoughtproject Wonkette
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People Who Go to Aldi, We Need Our Au Pairs! Crooks and Liars Wonkette
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Wisconsin Is Literally Fighting for Its Face Crooks and Liars Wonkette
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Barr Is Telling Your Nana About Coronavirus Trackers Free Republic Wonkette
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Texas Gov Abbott Set to Join the MCU in Unknown Role GamesRadar Wonkette
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35 Picture Books That'll Take Your Hydroxies to Prevent Corona, Kids! BuzzFeed Wonkette
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President Heckuva-Job Not Going to Vending Machines CNN Wonkette
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Joe Biden and Donald Trump From Alternate Reality Where That Makes Sense MTV Wonkette
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How Sharks Really Think About Jared Kushner's PPE Follies Cheezburger Wonkette
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Comrade Britney Spears Is Down for Wealth Redistribution and a Love Story NPR Wonkette