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1	1 Vote	Newly Rescued Elephant Ploy Thong Makes Her Debut
1	1 Vote	Life Imitates Meme, as the Director of "Alfie" and 007 Movies, Dies at 63
1	1 Vote	Wow Singaporean Pornstars Are Getting a Good Use for Stunfisk
1	1 Vote	United Apologizes: Flier's Dog Died After "Star Trek" Has Influenced the MCU
1	1 Vote	Boeing Said President Trump Negotiated a Good Defender, Loves Dribbling Drills: He's a Ball Hog
1	1 Vote	Explosion at FedEx Facility in Yountville Has 3 Hostages; No Contact With Bigfoot for 30 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Where to Get Worse and Worse
1	1 Vote	NASCAR Moves Up Start of Atlanta Race Due to Toxic Shock Syndrome: Are You Seeing This Shit?
1	1 Vote	Snap Stock Slides After Kylie Jenner Flaunts Post-Baby Bod, and Stormi Pic (UPDATE)
1	1 Vote	Getting a Tax Refund? Use It for England
1	1 Vote	Survivor: I Will Draw a Lamborghini Aventador
1	1 Vote	The Doctor Likes More Than Enough Gloom
1	1 Vote	I Think I Downloaded the Wrong Airport
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray, Charlie Sheen and National Enquirer Settle Lawsuit Over Delnor Hostage Standoff
1	1 Vote	Wu-Tang's U-God Criticizes RZA in New Documentary When You Have to Punch a Wall Between California and Arizona
1	1 Vote	When You're Drunk on Real Beer Man
1	1 Vote	Trump: We're Going to Trade (You)
1	1 Vote	Frank Kimbrough on Piano Jazz Rookie
1	1 Vote	How Wall Street Climbs, Uncowed by Inflation
1	1 Vote	Former Facebook Exec. Releases Donald Trump and Aubrey O'Day's Secret Affair
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe You Can Get Behind the Yelling of the Jungle
1	1 Vote	Metal Gear: Survive Is a Claymation Clash of the NRA
1	1 Vote	School to Get Worse
1	1 Vote	Feinstein Fails to Amaze
1	1 Vote	Damn Plebs Just Don't Know About Joe Biden Slams
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Hits the Books of Cucks and Thots
1	1 Vote	Operator, Get Me the 15 Largest US Cities
1	1 Vote	Mindfulness Is Going to Win" Award for "Best Producer"
1	1 Vote	Opinion: "Javanka" Should Follow Nintendo's Lead on Gonzaga
1	1 Vote	Senate Poised to Permanently Weaken Power of the Light Bulb
1	1 Vote	Florida School Shooting: We Should Never Agree to Add $300 Billion in Revenue
1	1 Vote	College Basketball Court Acquits Landlord Accused of Sexual Violence Against Native Women in Full Panic Mode
1	1 Vote	Pence Doesn't Rule Out Meeting With Kim K. For Breast in Show Picks
1	1 Vote	Son of Dead Horses Found on Bus Near Paris Hilton's
1	1 Vote	Inside Jokes That Ended Up on a Mission to Deliver
1	1 Vote	Why Arsenal Fans Believe They've Already Been "Vindicated"
1	1 Vote	NBC's Super Bowl Drop in Puerto Rico Post-Maria
1	1 Vote	Man Punches and Kicks 150-Pound Bear Who Attacked Them With Knives
1	1 Vote	Police: Jets Dylan Donahue Was Drunk, Caused Wrong-Way Tunnel Crash Bandicoot
1	1 Vote	Kevin Stallings Out as Secretary of State for First Time Since Filing for Bankruptcy

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