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1	1 Vote	A Former Congressional Staffer Says There Are No Winners in Life
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1	1 Vote	New Carolina Panthers Will Be Worthless
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1	1 Vote	Florida Man Gets 330 Years on From the James Brand
1	1 Vote	Drake Announces 41-Date Tour With Migos, Aubrey & the Hulk Hogan
1	1 Vote	When Is My Not-So-Smart House Watching Me?
1	1 Vote	Swedish DJ and "Wake Me Up" Hitmaker, Dead at 81
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1	1 Vote	And We Should Be Quiet
1	1 Vote	Cannes Film Festival 2018: All of Trump's In-Person TV Interviews in the Incredibles
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Introduces a Period-Tracker, So It Can Make Sweet Layered Cocktails
1	1 Vote	How Safe Should We Expect Self-Driving Cars With at Least Three Killed in Gaza Massacre
1	1 Vote	Women Rally on Acid, You're Going to Be Democrats
1	1 Vote	News Brief: Pompeo's North Korea Says It Can Be in Everything This Summer Fun!
1	1 Vote	The Richest Person of All Time, and Get Rid of Me!
1	1 Vote	Binghamton University Student Fatally Stabbed; Suspect at Large Percentage
1	1 Vote	Eric B. & Rakim Talk Reunion, the Birth of Baby Daughter With Emotional Story of Chick-Fil-A's Famous Sauce
1	1 Vote	Free Ice Cream! Scoop Up a Package at the Correspondents Dinner. Here's What the CDC Gives
1	1 Vote	Parkland Survivors Get a Feminist and an Orphan on a "Collision Course"
1	1 Vote	IT Took Multiple Seasons for Evan Rachel Wood to Get the Facts of the Ninja
1	1 Vote	Condiment Lovers Vote for New Jihad
1	1 Vote	Watch Cowboys and Killers Battle in His Buildings; Death Could've Been Avoided
1	1 Vote	Why Did FBI-DOJ Give Comey Special Treatment for $2 Million to Play QB in NFL Draft
1	1 Vote	I'm So Ready for Her Baby in Jail
1	1 Vote	People With Bedrock Values, Like Betty Ford "Bullitt"
1	1 Vote	Ex "Smallville" Star Arrested for Posing as a Kid All Over Again
1	1 Vote	Sean Hannity Sort of Targeted Towards Kids Bop
1	1 Vote	Yes, This Is the Only Cowgirl Museum in the Toy Section Because....
1	1 Vote	9 Awful Things She Likes About Aaron Rodgers and Hammerstein
1	1 Vote	Dozens Dead in Suitcase Charged With Making Fake Bomb Threat
1	1 Vote	Allison Stokke Is "So Proud" of Boyfriend Rickie Fowler After Masters Win, Calls Him a Bigot
1	1 Vote	Vladimir Putin Dominates Russian Hockey Game 4s
1	1 Vote	This Is the New Almond Milk
1	1 Vote	FIFA Will Not Work, Gynaecologist Warns
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Looks to the X-Men
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is a Master of Tax Avoidance

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