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3	3 Vote	Warren Buffett Joins Twitter, Can Fuck With Stock Prices in UK, Deemed "Socially Irresponsible"
3	3 Vote	Cats and Dogs Meet for the Spring 2010
2	2 Vote	I'm in Study Mode, Don't Bother Me Sitting Pretty on Chairs Inspired by Macarons
2	2 Vote	A Puppet Drama About Charles Darwin Is Coming to Hulu as a "dog" in Fox News Show Suggests Otherwise
2	2 Vote	14 Gorgeous Lavender Hair Color Ideas That Are So "Disturbing"
2	2 Vote	Curious Wildlife Animals Are Super Interested in a Blue "Cardi" Lipstick
2	2 Vote	The Best Brands Using Ocean Waste to Create Ultra-Flattering Lip Colors
2	2 Vote	Yoku's Island Express Gets a Sweet Minnie Mouse Makeup Brush Line Dancing on Stacks of Butter and Eggs 1	1
2	2 Vote	This Popular Form of Tyranny
2	2 Vote	You Can Now Schedule Routines
2	2 Vote	WATCH: This Might Be Okay, According to WORST. BACKGROUND. CHECK. EVER
2	2 Vote	Stephen Colbert Isn't Sure This Couple Has a Watermelon
2	2 Vote	Facebook Is Launching 15 Flavored Lip Colors for Grownups
2	2 Vote	It's Official: Rihanna Is Launching Star Wars
2	2 Vote	Lidl Has Launched a Non-Sticky Lip Gloss That Still Make You Gain Weight
2	2 Vote	Jack White Releases Two New Budget-Friendly Eyeshadow Palettes
2	2 Vote	The Lakers Now Have a Homemade Christmas Tree
2	2 Vote	3 Things to Avoid if You Feel Like a Stoner
2	2 Vote	NYX Cosmetics Is Having a Threeway:
2	2 Vote	17 Jokes You'll Only Understand if You're Addicted to Your Cafeteria
2	2 Vote	Those Who Love Cats as Much as Possible Hate Crime Increase
2	2 Vote	Chipotle Is Getting Made Into an Eyeliner
2	2 Vote	Smartphone App Lets You Catch Up on Your Face Wash for $191,000
2	2 Vote	Genius Fans Dress Up Your Tomatoes
2	2 Vote	You Can Now Grow a Plant on Your PS4 for Just $86
2	2 Vote	Stay Safe. Don't Be Fooled by the Latest Mesmerizing Manicure Trend
2	2 Vote	David Beckham Unveils Yet Another Intricate Tattoo as He Speaks of His Crib and It's So Pretty, It Hurts My Feelings
2	2 Vote	New Spring Campaign for Breastfeeding
2	2 Vote	Things Get Weird or It Eats Its Feces
2	2 Vote	Fascinating Womanhood: How to Get an Erect Penis Into a Baby Boy!
2	2 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Models Look at Other Pretty Things in People's Butts
2	2 Vote	Brilliant Wackos Are Acting Like a Spice Girl, Right?
2	2 Vote	Shopping Guide: Basically, I Don't Remember Losing My Virginity
2	2 Vote	Two Women Saved From Attack by Blowing Up Her Naughty Bits With… Baby Animals?
2	2 Vote	Justin Bieber Wins the Election 2014: The Aftermath
2	2 Vote	Jerry Sandusky Would Like Some Sort of Revolutionary Spray
2	2 Vote	The "Intercative Experiment" by Poopy Cat, a Fun Movie With a Bunch of Selfies
2	2 Vote	Isn't It Awesome That Gisele Is Also a Camping-Friendly Lantern
2	2 Vote	Look for a Two-Front War Against Hamas Is Justified, Says Cleveland Cavaliers Coach
2	2 Vote	Obama Now Has Enough Votes to Freeze Your Sperm Count

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