Headline Smasher

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16,521 smashes / 26,485 upvotes / smashed from 30,450 real headlines

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163	163 Vote	Demon Statue at an Affordable Price 1	1
160	160 Vote	Stop Saying You Can't Destroy Me
158	158 Vote	Cops Are Told to Stop Crime 1	1
157	157 Vote	We Live in a Decade
156	156 Vote	Angela Merkel Vows to Release New Song
154	154 Vote	The Sun Ordered to Reduce Carbon Footprint
151	151 Vote	How Can a Human Language?
150	150 Vote	Man Convicted of Trying to Win Every Meme
148	148 Vote	Britain Should Be Illegal in Massachusetts
147	147 Vote	Teach Kids How to Cook Human Meat 2	2
146	146 Vote	Coroner Told to Flee in Event of the Boner
143	143 Vote	The Syrian War Is Now Available for Pre-Order
143	143 Vote	This Squirrel Is Going to PUNCH THROUGH THE Air Force
140	140 Vote	Bernie Sanders Just Won the World Cup
139	139 Vote	Texas Boy Speaks Clearly for First Time in 35 Years
139	139 Vote	British Tourist Dies in Fiery Tweetstorm
135	135 Vote	Mayor of Amsterdam Dies After Eating Gravel 1	1
133	133 Vote	Sex With Your Kitchen
132	132 Vote	National Security Is the New Mario Kart
132	132 Vote	Five Injured After Man Reads Daughter's Journal
130	130 Vote	Britain Calls for Creation of a "Very Bad Joke"
129	129 Vote	Justin Bieber and Skrillex Accused of Holding Girl Captive in Syria Conflict
128	128 Vote	What? My Car Was Stolen by Strippers
128	128 Vote	President CALLS FOR Creation of Two World Wars
128	128 Vote	An Alaska Mom Is Charged With Stealing a Shark by Disguising It as a Registered Foreign Agent for Putin-Tied Oligarch
128	128 Vote	Chance the Rapper Urges HBO to Cancel Christmas
124	124 Vote	Mayor Pete Not Going to Be Alive After Having Stomach Removed
124	124 Vote	Trump Asks for "Communist Only" Semen Donations
123	123 Vote	Death Is Better in Winter 1	1
122	122 Vote	How to Surf Down a Black Hole (Part 2)
122	122 Vote	Prince Harry Admits He Is "Allergic" to Electricity
119	119 Vote	Time to Give Our Daughter a Home Invader Fetish
118	118 Vote	Kevin Spacey Says Sexual Assault Rules 1	1
117	117 Vote	Babies on Planes Are Usually Scientists, Research Finds
116	116 Vote	Trump Appears to Mutate Into "More Transmissable" Form
116	116 Vote	I Actually Died in Suicide Pact 1	1
115	115 Vote	It's Illegal to Die After Falling From Hotel Balconies 2	2
114	114 Vote	The Winged Drone That Flies Like an Angry Racist With "Mommy Issues"
113	113 Vote	Judge Complains After Being Launched Into Space by Four Dudes
111	111 Vote	Britain Warned It Could Explode

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