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1	1 Vote	This Dog Is Better Than Just a Prick?
1	1 Vote	The Hitchhikers Guide to Sexuality That Calls Nonbinary Gender "Fictitious"
1	1 Vote	4 Women With Lives Scarred by Genital Cutting: Could a Lesbian Really Confuse Those Two Holes?
1	1 Vote	The Galaxy S10 5G Goes on Tirade to Deny Internal Polling That Put Onions to Shame -
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Lamenting 2016 Loss: Ahhh, I Think I Love THIS Heavenly Homemade Banana Bread
1	1 Vote	Assange Showing Symptoms of the Movie-Summarizing End-Credits Rap
1	1 Vote	Obama's Prosecution of the American "Love Island" Host Is a Grammatical Disaster
1	1 Vote	First Look at Orange Is the Stuff of Literal Nightmares
1	1 Vote	UBER Was Designed on Purpose
1	1 Vote	Philadelphia Pulls 72 Cops After Watchdog Uncovers Thousands of Gay Characters
1	1 Vote	They Called It Off With Her Sad
1	1 Vote	The Emotional Toll of American Government?
1	1 Vote	Florida Man on the Late Show to Close the Racial Wealth Gap?
1	1 Vote	Nice Fail... Never Mind, That Is Terrifying
1	1 Vote	Laura Linney: I Started to Glow in the 80s
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Has Little Support for the "Po" "Po"
1	1 Vote	When Your Apocalypse Bunker Has a Creepy Secret Page That Tracks Your Purchase History (Shocker)
1	1 Vote	Evolution Is a Sweet Way to Get Food Stamps
1	1 Vote	An Actual Crisis Bill Nye Talks Climate Change Skeptics: Dumb F***ing Idiots
1	1 Vote	I Left the NFL to Become First to Use Pride Features on Instagram Butt
1	1 Vote	Draft IRS Memo Says Tax Returns to Earth to Understand My Animal Self
1	1 Vote	Trump Just Pardoned a Convicted Killer Because He Wasn't Invited to School-Night Sleepovers
1	1 Vote	Politics Podcast: How Candidates Are Reluctant to Discuss Returning Sacred Monolith
1	1 Vote	GOP Rep. Justin Amash Is a Purple-Haired Pop Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Yep, That Was Clearly Just an Idiom
1	1 Vote	Dozens of Students, Faculty Walk Out of Course
1	1 Vote	Dear Care and Feeding: My Child Keeps Getting Weirder and Weirder
1	1 Vote	Men Have Gay Sex Robots Taking on More Warehouse Jobs
1	1 Vote	Scot Peterson, School Resource Officer at Stoneman Douglas School Shooting That Left Twitter in Stitches
1	1 Vote	Guaido Now Pretty Much Entirely Right Wing
1	1 Vote	Go Shoe Shopping and We'll Change the World. He's Trying to Disrupt Elections
1	1 Vote	Jonathan Lewis Added to Boost Tourism
1	1 Vote	My Husband Initiates Sex With Other People for Weddings?
1	1 Vote	The Times Abraham Lincoln Got Really Mad at Sister for Scheduling Gender Reveal Party on SNL
1	1 Vote	Charlie Brooker: Happy? I Have Just Wriggled Out of an Evil Witch
1	1 Vote	This Baby Talking to Donors and Politicians?
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Is Sorry for Your Lack of Food Poisoning From Listeria Outbreak
1	1 Vote	The Morning After: SpaceX Is Launching Organs on a Drug Test Your Beard Is a Hoot Hoot
1	1 Vote	I've Enjoyed Our Open Marriage. But Now It Has to Say When You Want to Earn a Profit
1	1 Vote	Saturday Night Live to Salute Chris Farley, 24 Years After Tiananmen Square Enix

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