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1,094 smashes / 1,807 upvotes / smashed from 1,547 real headlines

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1	1 Vote	Get Lost Balloons
1	1 Vote	Duuuude, Do You Want to Roll Into a Bad Food Truck
1	1 Vote	Hey Coachella, Uh, Who Is Kirsten Gillibrand? 5 Things to Treat Rash
1	1 Vote	Leftist Austrian Catholics Call for Pelosi to Name Your Baby Todd Phillips
1	1 Vote	Mannequin Pussy and Girl in Strange Exchange
1	1 Vote	The Assassination of Georgian Man in Your Mouth
1	1 Vote	Trent Reznor's Music Was the Worst Kind
1	1 Vote	THOUSANDS of Texts From People Other Than Primates
1	1 Vote	Mexico Is Urging SCOTUS to Rule on Whether Trump Administration Wants to Spark the Bay Area's Rap Resurgence
1	1 Vote	Arca Is the Joker to Pennywise
1	1 Vote	It's Harder Then I Thought I Was Forced to Explain His Role Model and Potential Midfield Switch Lite
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of Muslims Who Live Alone
1	1 Vote	Tim Ryan's Album Better Win a £500 Eden Hotel Collection Voucher
1	1 Vote	With TM104, Jeezy Is Proving to Be Private Jets
1	1 Vote	Lana Del Rey Will Never Graduate
1	1 Vote	Jeffrey Epstein Reportedly Hoped to Seed Human Race With His Instagram Pictures of All Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Let Drake's "Care Package" Put You on the Climate Crisis
1	1 Vote	Chillwave Was the Worst Part of Avengers: Endgame
1	1 Vote	NYC Panel Snubs Top Vote Recipient, a Catholic Saint, for One Million Pages of Evidence of All Star Trek
1	1 Vote	Lana Del Rey Will Never Change, and That's What You Should Pick This Season
1	1 Vote	Streaming Killed "Greatest Hits" Records, So Why Aren't We Celebrating?
1	1 Vote	We're Long Overdue for a Role to Another Level
1	1 Vote	Michelle Williams and the Dublin Punk Scene
1	1 Vote	An Amazon Phishing Scam Hits Just in Time for Derek Carr to Step Down as Hip-Hop's Boss Fights
1	1 Vote	Iowa GOP Voter Says He's Actually the Perfect Omelet
1	1 Vote	Put a Lime in Your Feelings
1	1 Vote	You Have to Pry the Microphone From Mark McGrath's Cold, Dead Hands
1	1 Vote	Officials Push Back Against Record Labels
1	1 Vote	Hype Williams Changed Hip-Hop Forever With These 10 Cities Attacked
1	1 Vote	David Bazan Listens to Everybody
1	1 Vote	Canada Must Not Be Cheesy
1	1 Vote	Feel the Rain on Your Personality?
1	1 Vote	The True Story Behind Their Song, "Sex and the Protesters Know It From You, Dad!"
1	1 Vote	The Glow's Fuzzy Debut Album Is a God, Does Things Brady Doesn't
1	1 Vote	Apple May Be Hiding Under Pluto's Surface, Increasing Chance of Second Failed Drug Test on Soccer: A Genius in Exile
1	1 Vote	Casey Elliott: Edible Marijuana Is Putting Love Back in Scranton
1	1 Vote	Jeff Tweedy Will Appear in Saturday Night's Sky
1	1 Vote	"Rolling Stone" to Launch a Falcon Heavy on Creature Comforts
1	1 Vote	This Video Is Pissing Off a Border Wall Construction Worker
1	1 Vote	Rico Nasty's Mosh Pit Music and 8 Injured

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