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780	780 Vote	Faint Oink Heard Coming From Inside Chernobyl 1	1
342	342 Vote	Man Absolutely Point Blank Refuses to Accept That He Is Dead. More Later
334	334 Vote	Garden Shovel Voted Most Ground Breaking Invention of All Time
303	303 Vote	Not Everyone Is Dead. More Later
258	258 Vote	Something Suspicious About the Rain. More Soon
254	254 Vote	Dudes Have Been "doing Anal" All Along
227	227 Vote	Police Are Banned Forever
184	184 Vote	Porn Industry on Its Knees , Asks for "Prayers"
183	183 Vote	Scientists Tempt Vegetarians With Cow That Tastes Like Pringles
166	166 Vote	NBA Players Approve Plan to Reintroduce Trench Warfare
138	138 Vote	Massive Undersea Sounds Said to Be Antifa
138	138 Vote	Metallica to Play the Villain Robotnik in "Sonic the Hedgehog"
129	129 Vote	Government to Introduce "free and Fair" Stonings by 2024
121	121 Vote	Toilet Voted "Best Place to Put My Pain"
119	119 Vote	Cat, You Are Very Boring
119	119 Vote	7 Everyday Ways to Make Sexual Advances
118	118 Vote	Woman Ecstatic After Finding Fetish Pics
114	114 Vote	Kamala Harris Insists That Government Reveal How to Make Cinammon Bunbuns
109	109 Vote	Stop Dicking About in My Head
103	103 Vote	FBI Arrest Texas Man for Attempting to Hump Things to Prevent Bloodshed, Specifically, His Own 1	1
98	98 Vote	How the Decepticons Nearly Stole Christmas Dinner
91	91 Vote	Elite Pedophile Billionaire Wants to Return to Narnia
91	91 Vote	Home Office Demands Proof Royal Baby Was Born With Super Powers
89	89 Vote	Hornets Not Amused by Swarm of Wasps
83	83 Vote	Biggest Knob in History [Infographic]
81	81 Vote	Spanish Politely Told Not to Eat Plastic Bags
81	81 Vote	Arr, I'm a Tiny 9-Pound Dog Turd
80	80 Vote	Hipster Fears He May Have Nuclear Capability
77	77 Vote	God Tries Again With One Heck of a Good Twerk
75	75 Vote	Government Orders England to Be Sexually Degraded
72	72 Vote	The Best Air Fryers for Healthier, Crispy Food Poverty
72	72 Vote	God Finally Agrees to Reform in Catholic Schools
70	70 Vote	7,000,000,000th Visitor to Planet Plagued by Cowardice
67	67 Vote	Two Brothers Killed by Santa Claus
66	66 Vote	Man Stabbed to Death by Giant Haystacks
66	66 Vote	Disgruntled Pineapple Asks: Why Are We Eating Our Children?
63	63 Vote	There's No Such Thing as a Skate Park
60	60 Vote	More Than 400,000 People Have Sex With Insects
59	59 Vote	Pope Mobile to Run for President?
55	55 Vote	Summer Shock: New Survey Reveals That "GB" Stands for "Good Bye"

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