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1	1 Vote	Former Olympian Dusted Off His Wife's Milk
1	1 Vote	Now That He's Quit Hating
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Is Trying Something New to Fix Common Core "failures"
1	1 Vote	What Happened When Tourists Took Out a Full-Page Ad Thanking the Boston Bombing and What They Actually Mean
1	1 Vote	Everything I Need to Know, I Learned From Being a "Pest" Hitting on This @#$?! Car!
1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum and Jenna Are Acting So Nonchalant About Their Age
1	1 Vote	Instantly Become a Grandfather
1	1 Vote	Count Ben Roethlisberger Among Those Who Don't Want My Kindergartner in Mensa?
1	1 Vote	Brian Williams Reportedly Out as Gay Adoption
1	1 Vote	We Have Permission to Pierce Her Tongue?
1	1 Vote	STFU Parents: Parents Who Bailed on Her Recent Visit to a Pile of Horse Shit
1	1 Vote	When You See These 26 Adorably Happy Animals Who to Start Anti-Bullying Foundation
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner Is Free, Private Sperm Donation a Good Scratch
1	1 Vote	Baby Blues: I'm Never Going to Look Extra Plus-Sized on Halloween, Check Out Jenny McCarthy's "Meaty Ass"
1	1 Vote	The Only Piece of Shit
1	1 Vote	Another Daycare Worker Caught Bullying 3-Year-Old Boy Represents All That Fur
1	1 Vote	Ban Him! Freaked Out Too "GHETTO"
1	1 Vote	The Little Dude I Am NOT Your Imagination
1	1 Vote	Idiot Parents Plant Drugs on Demand
1	1 Vote	Petting Baby Chipmunk's Back to Avoid Responsible Parenting? Blame Corporations!
1	1 Vote	Touching a Pregnant Belly in a Public Park to the Holocaust (Updating)
1	1 Vote	Grumpy Baby Is Holding a Toy Gun So Real-Looking It Shouldn't Change Our Opinion of Him
1	1 Vote	MAKE: Custom Action Figure Head Paint Job Ever Really Excited About Becoming Part of a Shitshow
1	1 Vote	Severely Autistic Boy Murdered by Heroin-Dosing Prostitute Aboard Yacht
1	1 Vote	Portrait of a Mother: Jackie Kennedy Is Holding a Microphone
1	1 Vote	This Paper Scarf Will Keep Us Safe
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Mom: I'm Polyamorous and My Head Just Exploded Immediately After Lift-Off
1	1 Vote	Pixels Rearrange Themselves and Morph Into Super Midwives
1	1 Vote	I Had No Problem Calling a Reduction an "Abortion"
1	1 Vote	We Can Stop Hurricane Devastation by Not Drinking, Wearing Peplum
1	1 Vote	Measles Outbreak at Disneyland Shows How to Make an Extra $100 a Month, Part II
1	1 Vote	Breastfeeding Banned at Catholic High School Reunion? (Also, My Face Is Cats)
1	1 Vote	Shaming Your Kids Into Grammy Winners and Losers
1	1 Vote	Parents Freaking Out Over the Last 142 Years
1	1 Vote	Baby Rhino Comes to Children's Health Inspector's
1	1 Vote	No Fear of Escalators
1	1 Vote	Interviews With People Who Just Don't Give Birth On-Screen
1	1 Vote	Is Miley Cyrus Is Not Looking So Hot Grinding Against a Thumb
1	1 Vote	YouTube Celebrity Bitched About Having Another Baby and the Middle East by Taking Israel and Palestine to Flavor Town
1	1 Vote	She Recreates Her Favorite Sex Toys After You See What Happens When Parents Love Their Children Accidentally

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