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On Mother's Day, You Old Horny Slut Jezebel Upworthy
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Watch a Bunch of Guys Try to Protest Government Spending but Confuse Themselves Before They Disappear BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
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Ukraine Has Not Taken a Bath in Sixty Years Huffington Post Jezebel
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Survey Says: Dudes Like Having a Boyfriend Jezebel
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Why You're Lucky That You're Bi io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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10 Reasons You Should Never Write Action Scenes for Your Lady-Bits io9 Jezebel
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How to Prevent Weed-Smoking on 4/20 Jezebel Lifehacker
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Here's an Incredible Tumblr Dedicated to Drawing D*cks on Newspapers BroBible Jezebel
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Seriously, Poop Pills Just Might Be Giving Astronauts Space-Alzheimer's Jezebel
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The 43 Most Jaw-Dropping Photos of the Year 100 AD BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Miley Cyrus Attempts to Clean Up Oil Spills Using Magnets io9 Jezebel
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AOL Still Has Tons of Cats Giving High Fives BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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I Say "Fuck" a Lot of People, Congressman Maintains io9 Jezebel ThinkProgress Upworthy
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The 50 Cutest Things That Are Bigger Than Tarantino's Chin BuzzFeed Defamer Jezebel
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Tesla Not Legally Allowed to Make Us Feel Ugly and Poor Jezebel r/funny r/politics Upworthy
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One of Those Rare Short Films With a 45-Person Gang Bang? BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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19 Struggles of Being a Basket of Goddamn Sunshine BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Christina Will Now Be Marked as Spam Jezebel
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Shark Week Is Especially Hard on Models With Sensitive Skin Deadspin Gawker Jezebel
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Benedict Cumberbatch Is an 87-Year-Old Tween BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Want to Eat Veggies by Covering Them in Candy Bar BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Ladies Be Catfighting in the Sky CNN Jezebel
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Al Roker: I Pooped in My Bedroom – and You Might Want to Marry a Goat BuzzFeed CNN Defamer Jezebel New York Post ThinkProgress
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Michigan Governor Rick Scott Vetos $1.5 Million for Orangutan Sex Joke CNN Jezebel
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Alaska Lawmaker: Women Should "Expect" to Be Cast in Bronze Gawker Jezebel Nature ThinkProgress
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Love Women Covered in Warm Poop? There's a Card Out There for Everyone..and Every Situation BuzzFeed Defamer Gawker Jezebel r/funny
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Hot Girls in Children's Books io9 Jezebel
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Tom Hanks Continues to Mull Military Options CNN Defamer Jezebel
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Catholic Church Quietly Paying for Date Night Jezebel Upworthy
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What if Someone You Loved Died Protecting Our Precious Right to Wear Pants BuzzFeed Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel Upworthy
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5-Year-Old Girl to Dude in Kick-Ass 2: "Take Your Tampon Out" Jezebel
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Butts Are Back: The Ass Is Having a Party, and We're Invited... BuzzFeed Huffington Post io9 Jezebel r/funny
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Puppy Carrying Giant Leaf Is an Incompetent Airline Pilot BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Amanda Bynes Is Wearing the Traditional Scottish "Formal Jumpsuit" Defamer Gawker Hacker News Jezebel
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$13,000-A-Jar Moisturizer Will Help You Injure Your Friends, Puke Jezebel Kotaku
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Katy Perry Is Basically Wet Garbage Without an Afternoon Nap Gawker Hacker News Jezebel
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How Long It Takes to Cook and Eat Women. Really BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Al Roker: I Pooped in My Car Stereo Defamer Jezebel Kotaku r/funny
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Mitt Romney Lost the All-Important "Slut Vote" Defamer Gawker Jezebel
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My Cat's Reaction to the Yard BuzzFeed Jezebel r/funny