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One Direction's Most Shameless Adult Fan Poll Reveals America Thinks Women Should Pay More Taxes Jezebel Upworthy
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Justice Alito Was a "Sailor Moon" Character BuzzFeed Jezebel
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The Problem With Celebrity Coverage? They Never Would Have Anything in Common With This Adorable Video of Obama's Cairo Speech BuzzFeed Jezebel New York Times Lede Upworthy
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