Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Sources / Jezebel Smash Jezebel

63,670 smashes / 181,161 upvotes / smashed from 34,987 real headlines
5.2 average votes

Most Popular Smashes

Best Recent
3
Vote
"Teenage Exorcists" Explain the Dangers of Deification CNS News Jezebel
3
Vote
Fashion Has Decided That Everyone Wishes They Didn't? Jezebel Upworthy
3
Vote
Here's What a Lynching Means Jezebel New York Times Lede
3
Vote
Watch a Lesbian Attack the Word for "French Kiss" Jezebel Upworthy
3
Vote
Martha Stewart Maybe Admitted to Murdering a Child Molestor Jezebel TMZ Upworthy
3
Vote
How Being a Pessimist Might Make You Cry io9 Jezebel Upworthy
3
Vote
How to Fix Your Internet Shutdown io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede
3
Vote
German Boy Finds a Mummy in His Dope-Ass Ride io9 Jezebel
3
Vote
Why You Should Love Clowns BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
3
Vote
A Science Teacher Lost 37 Pounds After Eating Evil Mushrooms BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
3
Vote
"Twerk" and Selfie Added to British Diploma Jezebel New York Times Lede
3
Vote
A Reclusive Math Star Spotted in Vancouver Rocking a Riot Grrrl Tee Jezebel New York Times Lede
3
Vote
Loneliness Illustrated So Beautifully You Will Never Get Out of Office BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
3
Vote
Salad Lovers Now Have Their Very Own Blade Runner io9 Jezebel
3
Vote
And Holy Shit, Here Are 2 Million Americans Right Now? Jezebel Upworthy
3
Vote
Lily Allen Is Pretty Hard to Explain Jezebel Upworthy
3
Vote
Tell Everyone to Get Downstairs Jezebel Upworthy
3
Vote
A Boy's Evil Action Figures Will Be Mocked io9 Jezebel
3
Vote
Wouldn't It Be the Abortion Shoe? Jezebel Upworthy
3
Vote
Adult Wants Kids to Eat Pomegranate BuzzFeed Jezebel
3
Vote
Would You Buy Your Smug Married Friends? Jezebel
3
Vote
Why [REDACTED] Is the Best Way to Save the World to Promote Religious Tolerance io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede Upworthy
3
Vote
There Is an Atheist and a Dead Person Threesome! io9 Jezebel Upworthy
3
Vote
Latest Updates on the Bathroom Floor, Hungover, and Pregnant Marine Who Urinated on Taliban Corpses Says He Has to Be Cool Dudes? Jezebel New York Times Lede Upworthy
3
Vote
You Might Not Get Tased io9 Jezebel Upworthy
3
Vote
Odd Couple: Bush and the Hound Best Friends and Loved the Shit Out of Trouble BuzzFeed Jezebel New York Times Lede
3
Vote
October Is Officially Happening! Jezebel
3
Vote
These Six-Year-Old Skateboarding Girls Are So Happy About Morgan Stanley's Fourth Quarter (Despite Profits Going Down 70%) BuzzFeed Jezebel
3
Vote
Try Not to Believe the Drugs Kids Are Doing and Download the 2Chainz Cookbook Jezebel Upworthy
3
Vote
Update: Robb Stark to Bang on Iron Throne Jezebel
3
Vote
America Might Be Even Worse Than We Ever Imagined io9 Jezebel
3
Vote
Short Men Are ABOLISHED Jezebel Nature
3
Vote
Holy EFF!! This Is Your Vagina and Butthole BroBible Jezebel
3
Vote
Here's How to Get Mel Gibson Into the Fiery Forge of Hephaestus io9 Jezebel Sploid
3
Vote
Tina Fey Lists All the Feelings Jezebel Upworthy
3
Vote
Damn, Democratic Party, I Like Mitt's New Strategy of Being Awful Jezebel Upworthy
3
Vote
Americans Now Too Lazy to Wash Your Jeans? Jezebel
3
Vote
Employee Training Manual Tells Dumb Sluts How to Write on My Canadian Bod CollegeHumor Jezebel TMZ
3
Vote
I Rediscovered My Childhood Love of Doge, Please Do Not Trust Jezebel New York Times Lede Upworthy
3
Vote
Stephen King Hates All the Cars in Film BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel