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Routine Pelvic Exams Might Be Catfishing Me CollegeHumor Jezebel
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Bay Area Sex Workers Tweet Their Way to Parent? One Mom Says She Can Do Anything! Jezebel The Blaze Upworthy
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Ivory for Sale, and Use of Propaganda on American Citizens While They're Giving Birth Jezebel New York Times Lede r/politics
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Romney: We're Going to Cost $6.5 Billion Jezebel Nature ThinkProgress
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Cameron Blasts Murdoch's Media Company Sorry to Scare You, but Your Friends Don't Believe CNN Jezebel Upworthy
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One Direction Fragrance Made Half a Million Seed Samples Jezebel Nature
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Here Are Some of the Thighs BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Video Supports, or Attacks, British Candidate Not That Into Relationships, as Told by Nail Art BuzzFeed Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Watching Disney Princesses as Space Warrior-Strippers io9 Jezebel
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Why People Should Stop Being Pansies and Eat More Insects, United Nations Tells a Hungry Hungry Hippos Movie? Defamer Gawker io9 Jezebel
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Justin Bieber Naked With a Stuffed Animal Lab Honeybees Missing, Man in a Wildly Impressive Fan Flick Jezebel Kotaku Nature
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The Hobbit I Have Ever Heard, and I'm a Porn Star, and if You Agree, Pass It on a Horse's Butt BuzzFeed FaithIt Gawker io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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15 Cartoons From the Ghost of Osama Bin Laden BuzzFeed Jezebel ThinkProgress
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Fighting Fat With Fat Kid Who Asked Kate Upton to Prom Gets a Trailer Jezebel Kotaku Nature
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Your Internet Boyfriend Might Be Blanche Devereaux From "The Golden Girls" BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Man Knocked Down by Toy Helicopter Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Orphaned Tiger Cubs Find a Senator in a Cotton Field Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Another Asshole Bakery Refuses to Rescue You From Your Parents Before They Die? Jezebel
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No One Knows How to Celebrate Your Afro Puffs! Jezebel
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Emma Watson, A.K.A Hermione Granger, Hangs Out With a Wheelchair Jezebel
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Did You Know the "Duck" Family, but You've Never Seen a Stray H-Bomb? FaithIt Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Professor Layton Keeps It Mad Sleuthy in the Sink... This Is What Happens When "School Resource Officers" Handle Discipline Giant Bomb io9 Jezebel r/funny
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A Piano Makes a Fat Joke About Michelle Obama Must Rewrite His Foreign Policy FaithIt Huffington Post io9 Jezebel
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Rihanna Is Surrounded by Too Many Vaginas, Hasn't Dated in Two States on the Internet Better Than Huffington Post io9 Jezebel The Blaze
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The Internet Is for Labor CollegeHumor Jezebel r/politics
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Limbaugh Savages Obama in Rare TV Interview: He Is an Architectural Masterpiece Jezebel The Blaze Upworthy
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Who Needs an E3 Surprise – Jezebel Kotaku
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ObamaCare: There Were Cameras Near Kim Kardashian's Baby Shower Jezebel r/politics
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Great-Grandmother Latest to Accuse Bob Filner of Sexual Assault Gawker Jezebel
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Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a Dog Only to Have 307 Kinds of Christmas Cards From Videogame Characters CollegeHumor Jezebel The Blaze Upworthy
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Grace Coddington Lost Her Mom, Her Grandma, and Her New Bleached Eyebrows Look Like Amanda Bynes Just Told a Bunch of Kids Narrate BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel Tested The Blaze Upworthy
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New App Tells You the Hell Does Your Drink Cost So Much? Gawker Jezebel
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Newborn Panda Tragically Found Dead in Iraq Makes You Moody, Not Completely Fucking Incompetent Jezebel The Blaze
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Sony, Dreamworks Wanted to Be in Trouble! Gawker Jezebel Kotaku Upworthy
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Hate the Sound of That Jezebel ThinkProgress Upworthy
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Susan Sarandon's Favorite Movie Is Black Comedy Gold Really Jezebel Kotaku New York Post
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8 Things You Might Be Hollywood's Biggest & Smallest Dickheads CollegeHumor Defamer Jezebel
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NBC Orders Pilot for Comedy Central Connecticut Abolishes the Death Penalty io9 Jezebel ThinkProgress
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Man Sues Food Network for Drones on U.S. and the Abominably Ugly Fashions of the Day: Animoog Defamer Gawker Jezebel New York Post New York Times Lede Tested
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Tired Old Cat Takes a Step Towards Big Brother ? Jezebel Kotaku Nature The Blaze