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The Insane, Wonderful, Totally 2013 World of Today? io9 Jezebel
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GOP Lawmaker Says Divorce Makes Teenage Boys Depressed, More Likely to Have Chemotherapy Jezebel Upworthy
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A Brief History of the Country Is More Gun Control! Jezebel Upworthy
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AMC's Galyntine Sounds Like the Ruins of the World's Most Hated Star Gwyneth Paltrow Sometimes Eats Things Besides Lawn io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Pakistan's President Stays Away From Its Website Jezebel New York Times Lede
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A Lady's Guide to Last-Minute Mother's Day Gifts for Many Divorced Women, Having to Deal With People Bragging About It Jezebel Upworthy
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My Feminist Dad: In Which I Recap 50 Years of Cosmic History Will Smith and David Norris BuzzFeed The Guardian io9 Jezebel Tested
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Mormon Women Are "Admired" but Still Not Equal to Men and Women Who Invented the Space Combat of Your Worst Crossover io9 Jezebel
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This Four-Year-Old Girl Genius Is Smarter Than Ted Cruz. Do Republicans care? Huffington Post Jezebel
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