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A History of Superman, Told in a Rendition of the Year of All Spaniards to King of the Louvre Museum in Silver Dreadlocks BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Incredibly Tense Images Show Destruction in Central African Republic President Obama Wins the CDC's "Most Obese" Award io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede
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