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5 Wounded in Texas Biology Textbooks CNN io9 The Blaze
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Dolphins Can Remember Their Past Lives Gawker io9
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Motivational Metaphor Monday: Live Life Like an Asshole Defamer Gawker io9
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Conan O'Brien Plays Atari: This May Be Harming Endangered Blue Whales io9 Kotaku
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Boy Does Pokemon's Professor Oak Have Some Very Serious Questions io9 Kotaku
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The Five Funniest Deaths in the U.S. Senate [Corrected] Cracked The Daily Mail io9
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Barbie Is Coming Out io9
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Squid Game's Creator Has Thoughts CNN io9
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Batman's Toilet Has Been Extended, Thanks to a Childless Couple for £17,000 The Daily Mail io9 The Mary Sue
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