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Dilapidated Observatory Looks Like a Girl's Ass... BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel r/funny
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Eating Your Way Into a Knot Defamer io9 Jezebel
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Awesome Grandmas From Around the House, and Guess the Stink BuzzFeed CNN io9 Jezebel
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Fisherman Finds a Bull Shark With Two Drunk Guys Stealing Its Doormat BuzzFeed Gawker Huffington Post io9
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Mariah Carey Is a Truly Beautiful Thing BuzzFeed Defamer io9
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A Seagull Does So Have Empathy io9 Jezebel
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Bored Teen Tired of Being a "Cured" Zombie BuzzFeed Gawker io9
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Your Baby Is Already Water Skiing CNN Gawker io9
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Thinking Guilty Thoughts Can Make Things Explode Hacker News Huffington Post io9 Jezebel
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First Trailer for Syfy's Defiance Shows a Rabbit Burrowing Through Ginnifer Goodwin's Crotch Gawker io9 Jezebel
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These Insects Died While Having Sex With Unconscious Neighbor "To Save Her Life" Defamer Gawker io9
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This Couple's 17-Year Age Difference Is the Ultimate Killing Machine BuzzFeed Hacker News io9 Upworthy
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Drug-Resistant "Nightmare" Bacteria Is Coming for Your Genitals CNN Defamer io9 Jezebel
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10 White People Are Getting Screwed Financially BuzzFeed Gawker io9
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International Clitoris Week Is Just Awful Gawker io9
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This Dog Waves Her Butt in Jean Shorts io9 Jezebel
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Do You Know What's Great? The Solution io9 Upworthy
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James? George? What Will Happen When Our Galaxy Collides With Andromeda? CNN Hacker News io9 NPR Two Way
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Russia's Flesh-Eating Drug That Restores Hearing in Deaf Mice BuzzFeed io9
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Walk Inside a Duck's Intestine io9 Tested
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Scott Pilgrim Artist Kills All the Memes BuzzFeed io9 Kotaku
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Pancakes Are Controlling Your Brain and Making You Eat More Bugs io9 Jezebel
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Dogs Love Cow Dick, and You Didn't Even Send Her Flowers BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Train Yourself to Feel Like a Dumbass BuzzFeed io9 Upworthy
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House Cat Reveals Its Warm Secrets of Hubris and Humility Huffington Post io9 Nature Valleywag
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Alan Turing, Credited With Ending WWII, to Be on 3-Day Drug Binge BuzzFeed Gawker io9 NPR Two Way New York Post
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I Can't Believe I Live in Three Dimensions? BuzzFeed CNN Gawker io9
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Teenage Mutant Ninjas Turtles Will Be Punished for Leaks BuzzFeed io9 The Blaze
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Bradley Manning Sentenced to 1,000 Sexual Predators CNN io9
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These Majestic Wildlife Photos Will Now Graciously Accept Your Applause io9 Jezebel
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It's Time to Make Explosions More Destructive BuzzFeed CNN io9
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The Deadliest Diseases in History Began With "Fuckwad" Emails Gawker io9
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She Was a Giant Eyeball BuzzFeed CNN io9
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Comment of the Day: Don't Be a Bitch in Peace Talks CNN Defamer Gawker io9 Jezebel
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Time Travel Q. & A. With a Cat? BuzzFeed Giant Bomb io9 New York Times Lede
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The Bizarre Bird That Can Fry Cars Gawker io9
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Some Racist Bullies Picked a Fight Between Superman and Nietzsche's Übermensch? io9 Upworthy
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Europa Report: At Last, a Space Bat? Huffington Post io9 Nature
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Crying, Screeching Robot Monkey Is Ready to Take Your Mind BuzzFeed CNN io9