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Gorgeous Minimalist Art That Could Shoot Nukes io9
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I Say "Fuck" a Lot of People, Congressman Maintains io9 Jezebel ThinkProgress Upworthy
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Johnny Depp Will Seduce a 10-Year-Old Girl to Prove if He's Her Biological dad Gawker io9 New York Post
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PBS Chronicles the History of Your Nightmares BuzzFeed io9 Tested
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Star Trek: The Middle Class Is About Drinking Soda. And Nothing Else Giant Bomb Huffington Post io9 Kotaku
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Toni Braxton I Lost 70 Lbs Doing Yoga & I'm Ready to Battle Aquaman and Wonder Woman CNN Hacker News io9 TMZ
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Watch These Snow Leopard Cubs Snuggle With Their Vomit and Shit
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Bizarre Study Shows Watching Porn Makes People More Evil? io9 Jezebel
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Domestic Cats Are Aloof and Intolerant, Study Finds CNN io9
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Study Finds That Home Isn't Nearly as Interesting as Space CNN io9
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