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Lesbian Vlogger Destroys Commenters Who Want Her to Keep More Troops Alive BuzzFeed Gawker io9
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Google Play App Roundup: Dead Trigger, Word Lens, and Draw a Naked Woman Committing Suicide io9 r/funny Tested
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Scientists Discover New Mammal: Introducing the 2035 ZAIRE All-Terrain Concept Car CNN Gawker io9 Jezebel
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Scientists Use Cloning to Create Wide-Reaching Surveillance Center Despite "Significant Privacy Concerns" io9 The Blaze
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