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Epicenter of Evil (Also, Zombie Sex) Gawker io9
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Retro Propaganda Posters From the Dead Ostrich BuzzFeed io9
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Why You Shouldn't Nuke a Hurricane Before It Hits Us? BuzzFeed CNN Gawker io9
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The 12 Most Abusive Women in Space! BuzzFeed io9 Nature
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Dennis Rodman Says Kim Jong Un Just Wants Obama to Visit Nebraska Nuclear Plant Surrounded by Sugar CNN Gawker io9
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Doctor Who - Christmas Special Promo Photos of Badges, Straitjackets and Britney Spears BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede
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New DNA Evidence Could Explain What Happened to American Families? CNN io9 Upworthy
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