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11 Kids, 11 Seconds, and 1 Mind-Blowing, Hopeful Fact About His Weight He's Kept Secret Since February io9 Nature The Blaze Upworthy
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GOP Rep. Lankford Explains Why He Has No Idea How Evolution Works BuzzFeed Gawker io9 ThinkProgress
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Counting Carbon in the Vatican's Secret Archive BuzzFeed io9 Nature
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