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Ancient Roman Vestal Virgin Hairstyle Re-Created for Very Good Speed Dates Hacker News io9
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America's Moms Have Looked Around and Found a Reason to Raise Legal Prostitution Age To 18 Defamer Gawker Hacker News New York Post Upworthy
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Mitt Romney Will Kill Endangered Rhino in Attempt to Save Yourself From Being Sexually Assaulted BuzzFeed CNN Defamer Gawker Hacker News
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10 Things I Ate So Men Wouldn't Pay Attention to Me and My Ass :( BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Hacker News io9 Jezebel r/funny
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10,000 People Sign Petition to Repeal the Bill of Rights CNN Gawker Hacker News
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NPR Has Now Quadrupled the Number of People on Earth BuzzFeed Hacker News r/politics ThinkProgress
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The Princess Bride v. Game of "Telephone" Is Even Worse Than We Thought BuzzFeed Gawker Hacker News Jezebel Kotaku
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The Thing That Exists Gawker Hacker News
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The Crazy Reason Fewer Americans Are Consuming Breakfast at an Average of 29 Kbits/s BuzzFeed Gawker Hacker News Upworthy
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Pasta CEO Refuses to Let Politicians Write Their Own Theme Music CNN Gawker Hacker News Upworthy
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The Incredibly Pointless Government Shutdown Is Better With a "Cunt Dracula" Dildo BuzzFeed Hacker News Jezebel
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It's Cute That They Thought We Wouldn't Notice Them Trying to Save Your Life BuzzFeed Hacker News Kotaku r/politics Upworthy
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The Slow Demise of the Universe BuzzFeed Gawker Hacker News
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This Is What a Beach-Bumming, Couch-Surfing Dudebro Can Teach Us About Mass Incarceration BuzzFeed CNN Hacker News Huffington Post Upworthy
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Your Stupid Gut Wants to Be Banned From Writing About God BuzzFeed Hacker News Jezebel The Blaze
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My Dog Decided to Insult a 4-Star General and Then Robs Firehouses CNN Gawker Giant Bomb Hacker News Huffington Post Upworthy
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Team Fortress 2's Latest Update Was Created Entirely by the Allies During World War II Battle BuzzFeed Hacker News io9 Kotaku
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Never Make a Half-Life Short Film BuzzFeed Hacker News Kotaku
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Carrie Fisher Damn Right I Wanna Squeeze Miley's Boob Hacker News Huffington Post io9 TMZ
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The Navy's Found a Use for the First Sex Manual From 1680 BuzzFeed Gawker Hacker News Jezebel
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Woman Attempts to Contact Aliens With Secret Twitter Code Hacker News Jezebel
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Mozilla Urges Its Users to Call Dad, Makes Users Angry CNN Hacker News
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This Guy Has Been in 3 Animated Gifs BuzzFeed CNN Hacker News
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Glenn Beck "Yanked Off Set" and Driven to Kill DEA Agent, Traffic Coke Hacker News New York Post The Blaze
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Never Ask Your Dad to Bring You Colonel Meow! BuzzFeed Defamer Hacker News r/funny
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Why Were There No Women on Dating Sites CNN Hacker News Huffington Post Kotaku
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I've Never Met a 15-Year-Old Girl Hacker News Jezebel
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Designer Creates a Hive Mind Out of the Ruins of Detroit and Wall Street: Be Concerned BuzzFeed Gawker Hacker News Huffington Post io9 New York Post
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Microsoft Research Speeds Up the Fight for Equality? CNN Hacker News Upworthy
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It's OK to Make Video Games BuzzFeed CNN Hacker News
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Stop Working and Watch This Hunky Jock Defend "the Gay People" BuzzFeed Hacker News Upworthy
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An Invisible Nordic Guy Has Dancing Feet Defamer Hacker News Upworthy
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The Physics of Usain Bolt's World Record Paper Airplane Design Hacker News io9 Tested
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Students Suspended for Selling Drugs, Posting Nude Photos of Mars From NASA's Curiosity Rover CNN Hacker News io9 NPR Two Way New York Post
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Why We Are Sorry BuzzFeed Hacker News
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A Quarter of Men Say Women Should Pay More Taxes Hacker News New York Post Upworthy