Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

Sources / Hacker News Smash Hacker News

10,527 smashes / 48,318 upvotes / smashed from 50,598 real headlines

1.0 average votes

Most Popular Smashes

1	1 Vote	Adults Learn Language to Fluency Nearly as Well as Cyclists, Study Finds
1	1 Vote	A Website That Runs on a Very Good Person
1	1 Vote	Tech Companies Are All the Feels
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Eats Every Day of a Box
1	1 Vote	Delightful Vintage Toy Shows How Universities Are Losing Their Way to Cure Cancer [Semi-Satire]
1	1 Vote	You Probably Didn't Know About the Earth's Inner Core
1	1 Vote	Mānuka Honey Is a Man Who Set the Standard for Manchester City's Brilliance
1	1 Vote	Either Way, We're Made of Apple's Developer Documentation
1	1 Vote	Who Wants to Buy Wine!
1	1 Vote	Maggots Used to Inject Spyware on Phones
1	1 Vote	Procrastination Is Not Good Vibes
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Because a Wolf Is a Multi-Level Marketing Scheme
1	1 Vote	NO Youtube, I Don't Know About CBD, the Hyped-Up and Confusing Skin Care Ingredient
1	1 Vote	#FeelingCute Challenge: Texas Prison Guards Fired After Raising Questions About Nickelodeon Shows From the Boonies
1	1 Vote	Rolling Your Own Boring Workplace
1	1 Vote	A New Generation of Spoiled Idiots Has Every Right to "Visual Bodily Privacy"
1	1 Vote	AG Barr Turns the Soviet Nuclear Disaster Into a Startup Job in College Admissions Scam Alert
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump (And the Rest in the Long Lost Pokémon Rap Every Pokémon Fan Needs More None Prosecutions Coming
1	1 Vote	How AI Could Be the Root of Preventable Disease
1	1 Vote	Millennials Can't Do Anything for Fun Anymore; Every Hobby Is an Incredible Creature Showdown
1	1 Vote	Dear Care and Feeding: My Child and I Have "The Phantom Menace" Nostalgia?
1	1 Vote	Base Salaries Offered to Software Engineers in SF, NYC, and Seattle Mariners
1	1 Vote	Kim Jong-Un Solidifies Grip on Power With New Sunday Political Show HN
1	1 Vote	Frontrunner: Bernie Sanders Says Everyone Deserves the Right to Physical Keys Over Smart Locks From Landlords
1	1 Vote	You Really Love Jesus, but I Can't Do Brexit in Time, Government Admits
1	1 Vote	You're Probably Using the Orgasmatron Again
1	1 Vote	FACEBOOK Are "Morally Bankrupt Pathological Liars"
1	1 Vote	Hold On, I'll Be Right Up to Protect World's Seas
1	1 Vote	Revenge WILL BE the Root of Preventable Disease
1	1 Vote	Why Evernote Failed to Realize You're in the Weirdest Places
1	1 Vote	Batman's Arkham Asylum Design Is Bullshit (2014)
1	1 Vote	Research: Black Holes Bend Time to Put on Hold It Seems to My Bday
1	1 Vote	Reese Witherspoon on How to Spot a Fake Address Bar in Chrome on Android Share Data With Facebook (2018)
1	1 Vote	Bullshitters. Who Are Ridiculously Gorgeous Even Without Makeup
1	1 Vote	A New Way to Get It On?
1	1 Vote	Google Will Soon Be a Verb
1	1 Vote	All the Avengers Are All About Signaling, Not Skill-Building
1	1 Vote	Maxine Waters Is Proof That Neural Nets Can Approximate Any Continuous Function
1	1 Vote	PHP 8 to Add Vegetarian Option
1	1 Vote	Cops Have Long List of Numbers (2016)

← Previous
1
2
…
179
180
181
182
183
184
185
186
187
…
263
264
Next →