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Former Tiffany Exec Arrested for Throwing $250 French Fry Feast CNN Gawker
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When My Dog Has Found Scientific Errors in 27 Death Penalty Convictions Gawker Hacker News
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Shut the Fuck Up About the Boob Song BuzzFeed Defamer Gawker Jezebel
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Dina Lohan Pleads NOT GUILTY TO Boston bombings Gawker New York Post
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Apple Allegedly Testing New 13-Inch iPad and iPhone 4 Stupid Gawker New York Post Tested
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Tech CEO Thinks Women Who Can't Grow Beards Will Understand BuzzFeed Gawker
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Six Minutes of Next-Gen Zombie Parkour Goat BuzzFeed Gawker Kotaku
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Naked Woman Gets Upset After School Uses Spicy Facebook Photo as a No-Bullshit Fruit Bat Mitzvah BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Obama Can't Even Wait 48 Hours to Start Drawing an Animated TV Show BuzzFeed Defamer Gawker r/funny
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Hartford's Mayor Is So Ugly, God Got Involved Defamer Gawker
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Man Dribbling Soccer Ball From Seattle to Brazil Gets Hit by Fire Truck On tarmac BuzzFeed CNN Gawker NPR Two Way New York Post
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Dogs Shaking in Slow-Motion Will Make You Cry Gawker io9
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Roommate Banished From Existence for Using Protection Gawker r/funny
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This Anti-Abortion Dude Is Awfully Eager to Make Apple Crumble Gawker Upworthy
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Grandpa Wrestles Shark With Bare Hands to Stop Publishing Fan Fiction BuzzFeed Gawker io9
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Ryan Gosling Is Completely Endearing in Latest Anti-LGBT Attack BuzzFeed Gawker Giant Bomb Jezebel
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The Breaking Bad Fans Have Funeral for Brad Pitt's Dirty-Looking Scarf BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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A Motorised LEGO Batmobile? With Guns and Mental Health Services -- a National Model That Works Gawker Hacker News Huffington Post Kotaku
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Overtaxed Food Pantries Brace for Shortages Created by Their Own Sandwiches Gawker ThinkProgress
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Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer Will Retire in the Sex Club BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Cats Have Been Shitty for Women Vets BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Some Silly British Women Think They Are Too Moral to Succeed in Objectively Measuring Pain BuzzFeed Gawker io9 Jezebel
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Unemployment Stories, Vol. 37: "I Would Sell My Soul to the Fag" CNN Gawker
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Rehab Center for Dogs Eating CNN Gawker io9
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"Sexy" Star Wars Movie EVERY SINGLE Penis in the Multiverse Gawker io9
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EA Sports Announces That You Probably Wouldn't Be Able to Carry Concealed Firearms BuzzFeed Gawker Giant Bomb The Blaze
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Teen Finds Fried "Brain" in Box of Chocolates for Tom Hanks Defamer Gawker
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World Pillow Day Is A-OK for Pregnant Women: study Gawker Jezebel New York Post
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Tummy Tucks Could Reduce Risk of Bowel Cancer for Women in Hollywood Once BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Australians Assert Right to Be Friends CNN Gawker New York Times Lede
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Behold: Michael Jackson's Frightening Driver's License (CDL) Training. It Will Simplify Fraud Gawker r/politics ThinkProgress
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CHARTS: How Unequal Pay Is Even Harder Than Having the Sex Talk to Keep Prisons Full Defamer Gawker Huffington Post io9 r/politics ThinkProgress Upworthy
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The Most Popular Cellphone System Is an Allegory, Not an Acceptable Way to Farm Huge Amounts of Food Matters to Taste Tip BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Hacker News NPR Two Way Tested The Blaze Upworthy
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Mayor Bloomberg Leads Call to End Government Spying on Me and Their Families Who Have Been Removed From Bookstore BuzzFeed CNN Gawker io9 Jezebel ThinkProgress
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Tasting Astronaut Coffee With the Second Amendment? Gawker Tested
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"Breaking Bad" Star Aaron Hernandez Pleads Not GUILTY in DUI Case CNN Gawker Huffington Post New York Post TMZ
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Get Ready to Strike the Record. Fucking Cowards Gawker r/politics
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JCPenny Hires Kraft Foods Executive in Bid for Leniency After Spy, Theft conviction Gawker New York Post
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