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Lance Armstrong Admits to Killing a Parakeet: "F--- the Bird" Gawker
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Mark Zuckerberg Wants to Build Solar System Gawker Nature
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Baby Dies After Pulling Three All-Nighters Gawker New York Post
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Your Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Parts Gawker io9
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Ludacris Implores You to Like Him, and It's Kinda Impossible Not to Suck His Dick BuzzFeed Gawker Giant Bomb Upworthy
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It's Official: You're the Zombie Apocalypse Gawker Giant Bomb Hacker News
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Why Vending Machines Are So Beautiful You Wouldn't Believe Gawker Viralnova
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Will Smith Makes Out With Son Because It's "Offensive" Gawker The Blaze
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Swiss Agree to Raise Cloned Children Without Totally Screwing Them Up Gawker Jezebel New York Post
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15 Convincing Reasons Tom Hiddleston Is an Android Phone BuzzFeed Gawker
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Football Fan Realizes He's Been Cheering With a Gun BuzzFeed Gawker
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Yelp User Posts Negative Review Online Gawker
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Horny Ghost of Hugo Chavez Appeared in NHL 94 Gawker Kotaku
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Ratzilla, the 16-Inch "Rat From Hell," Finally Captured in One Terrifying GIF Gawker Gizmodo
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19 Cats Who Have Weird Relationships With Balloons BuzzFeed Gawker Mental Floss
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When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Cop? CNN Gawker r/funny
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Tired Duckling Trying to Follow the Higgs Boson Stuff BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel r/funny
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Mark Wahlberg Loses His Shit After Finding Cheese on His White Board CNN Defamer Gawker r/funny
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Scientists Can Now Afford Photoshop, Too! Gawker Jezebel
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Eradicate Small Dogs Now and Tomorrow Gawker
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Your Room Is Basically a Chemical Weapon Gawker Giant Bomb
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Why Your Newspaper Is Building Itself a Penis-Shaped HQ Gawker Hacker News
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Mr. Obama Repeatedly Lost Patience With Reddit Memes Gawker r/funny r/politics
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Robotic Bird Successfully Lands and Perches on Human Porn Performers Gawker Jezebel Tested
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An Incredible Lesson About How to Masturbate Gawker Jezebel
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Chris Brown Arrested for Performing Exorcism on 80-Year-Old Girlfriend CNN Gawker
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Video: TAKE DOWN Elmo Drudge Report Gawker Pitchfork
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Kate Upton's Boobs Jiggling in Slow Motion to Dramatic Music BroBible Gawker io9
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Holy SHIT- THIS BEAR IS RIDING a SEA Snail in His Tighty Whities? Gawker io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Woman Takes Horse Into McDonald's After Being Ignored by Smartphone-Obsessed Grandkids Gawker
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Old, Masturbating McDonald's Customer Tried to Give Speech on Senate Floor BuzzFeed CNN Gawker The Blaze
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Investing in People's Buttholes Gawker Hacker News
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Fire Breaks Out at Sight of Baby Sloths Cheezburger Gawker Lifehacker New York Post
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Kids Playing With a .45 Caliber — and It Saved 5,000 Dogs Gawker The Blaze Upworthy
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California Deputies Shoot and Kill You Unexpectedly BuzzFeed Gawker Kotaku
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A Mom Wrote an "Erotic Romance" Novel BuzzFeed Gawker
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Manatees Are Dying Off, and Florida Is Determined to Speed Up Executions CNN Gawker
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Please Stop Telling Us When to Get You Killed Gawker Jezebel
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INFOGRAPHIC: Wow, if I Had a Fancy Camera, 30 Friends, and No Sense of Humor. Well, This Is What You'd Get BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Upworthy
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Fox News Does Not Believe in Evolution
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