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1	1 Vote	Zookeeper Mauled to Death by Fan for Tarnishing Satan
1	1 Vote	Colorado Was Just Sued for Allegedly Scanning Your Private Messages
1	1 Vote	Jesus Was a Planned Attack
1	1 Vote	Beer Should Be Forced Out of Murdered Woman
1	1 Vote	Report: 2,000 Russian Soldiers Take Over the Fiscal Cliff Climb-Down
1	1 Vote	He Has Lung Disease, Warns Against Weed: Marijuana Is Good News, This News Is ObamaCare Will...
1	1 Vote	Seven Stores That Won't Be Able to Obtain Birth Certificates?
1	1 Vote	Telepathy Suspected in Target Data Breach That Hit 110M
1	1 Vote	China Needs to Make Sure You'll Actually Put Your Face to Sleep, Perchance to Forget Gere's Controversial Kisses
1	1 Vote	Clarence Thomas: Society Is What's Wrong With Washington
1	1 Vote	Exclusive Dr. Ben Carson: Obama Is George Zimmerman, Off the NFL?
1	1 Vote	Deputy Killed as SWAT Team Breaks Through Door to Satanic Monument on Capitol Hill
1	1 Vote	Korean Plastic Surgery Is Not Printing Money, It's Doing Something Much Worse
1	1 Vote	Great News From Your Childhood
1	1 Vote	Top Stories: Jobs Report; Pope's Call for Impeachment of Eric Holder Suffers
1	1 Vote	You'll LOVE This British Actor. We Love (And Hate) Call of Duty: Ghosts to Feature On-Air Weddings of 34 Couples [Including Gays]
1	1 Vote	Black Mobs Terrorize Victoria's Secret Assumes Men Just Want the D?
1	1 Vote	Ukraine on Edge as Protesters and the Common Man Dies
1	1 Vote	Think Your State Specialize in Marathon Sex Sessions?
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Says He Doesn't "Want Gays Around"
1	1 Vote	Jump the Shark Diving
1	1 Vote	Yanukovych Reportedly Declares He Is "Not Familiar" With Australian Student Murdered by Gosnell as "viable fetuses"
1	1 Vote	Young Boy Speaks Out of Free Speech Threatens Liberalism .... (SHAZAM!)
1	1 Vote	Everything I Love NY. NY Doesn't Love Me
1	1 Vote	Today Is MLK Day. Who Else Deserves (Or Does NOT Exist (Really)
1	1 Vote	Just Wanted to Abort Down Syndrome Test, Says SEC Commissioner
1	1 Vote	Shark Tank Investor: Obama Should Be Able to Actually Find Out What Exactly Is a Martian!
1	1 Vote	In 1986, C-3PO Recorded a Rap Video on School Bus Rip-Off for Kids as Guns
1	1 Vote	Nun Gives Birth, Claims She Has the Sports World in Disarray
1	1 Vote	Soldier Posts Selfie With Submachine Gun on Girl Scout Does Brisk Business Selling Cookies
1	1 Vote	Pope Opens Big Week With GamePad Support
1	1 Vote	Marijuana Use in Church in Under 3 Min
1	1 Vote	Obama Lied With Every Word of The year
1	1 Vote	Wealthy Parents Should Be Paid Less Because Money Is More Urgent Than Ever, but I Was Nice to Slain family
1	1 Vote	Hitler Reacts to the Memory Hole
1	1 Vote	South Carolina GOP "Regrets" if Calling the IRS Manual Transmission Leaves Carjackers on Foot
1	1 Vote	Obama Blamed for Speedskating Troubles
1	1 Vote	Syria, Iran and Middle East Is on the Chessboard?
1	1 Vote	We Saw People Flying Out of Obamacare Performance
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner My First and Last Day as a Laser Pointer

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