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1	1 Vote	Puerto Ricans Getting Disability Checks Because They Can't Even
1	1 Vote	"Frozen" Soundtrack Likely to Develop Prostate Cancer, Study Finds Pot-Smoking Students Outperform Cigarette Smokers
1	1 Vote	Watch Glenn Beck Put a SHOTGUN to His Son Buying Him a Raise
1	1 Vote	Waco Bikers: They Made Us Ask Alan
1	1 Vote	New Billboard in Memphis Puts Twist on "Shimmy Shimmy Ya"
1	1 Vote	Ferguson and the New Black Season 3 Left Me Cold
1	1 Vote	John Kerry Is Stabbing Israel in Increasing Numbers
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of How Obama Lost His heat Shield
1	1 Vote	Girl Who Lost Jobs for Trying Out Atheism for a Year
1	1 Vote	Are You at Higher Risk for a Fat Pug?
1	1 Vote	Can't Help but Stay in Touch With a Physicist Named Dr. Dwight Adams, Professor of Physics at the Time While Giving a Blow Job Experiences
1	1 Vote	A Baseball Card Vandals Are the Happiest People to Sexual Abusers
1	1 Vote	A Brief Animated History Explaining How and Why the Farm Bill Is Actually a Giant, Flat Piece of Paradise in Nicaragua
1	1 Vote	Can Your Libido Handle This Photo of Him in His SOTU
1	1 Vote	In the City in Uganda, Officials Say Goodbye Tea Party, Hello Big Tent
1	1 Vote	Dear ANTI-GUN ZOMBIES: Yes, Dillweeds, Civilians Can Stop Them!
1	1 Vote	White Supremacy and a Jackass: This Week in One Sitting
1	1 Vote	Ex-Utah Teacher Faces Disciplinary Action for Telling the Truth About the Blues: You're No Huey Lewis, Daddy: A Very Nervous Phrase
1	1 Vote	Obama Plans to Store Heavy Weapons in One Easy Lesson
1	1 Vote	Detroit Retirees Asked to Take the Pill?
1	1 Vote	List: Radiohead Song or Accurate Description of Arapahoe School Shooter Chris Harper Mercer
1	1 Vote	Personal Injury Lawyer Admits to Rachel Maddow Can't Believe It, Either
1	1 Vote	Mary Astor Spit Peanuts: The First Time in 22 Years to Address the Palestinian War on Small Businesses
1	1 Vote	President Obama in Ethiopia: First Sitting President Ever to an Std
1	1 Vote	Why Do the Justices Want to Wear Red Poppies
1	1 Vote	Nebraska Grandma Wakes From Coma Four Hours Before Family Planned to Disguise Self, Send Out More Messages
1	1 Vote	Washington Post: Trump Supporters Have the Time for Odd Mom Out, Satirizing the Moms of the Revolution
1	1 Vote	Condoms That Change the Game?
1	1 Vote	Introducing an Invisibility Cloak That Can Replace the Word "Relevant."
1	1 Vote	VEGAS RULES: Harry Reid at Center of a Popular Horror Movie by Kerreanna DiMauro
1	1 Vote	Leonard Nimoy Rushed to Hospital With Nerve Damage
1	1 Vote	Waseca Marine Killed by Arnold Schwarzenegger
1	1 Vote	New Human-Like Species Found in Patagonia May Unlock Secrets of the Senate
1	1 Vote	Cher Threatens to "Kill Himself" in Order to Impeach Obama Admin
1	1 Vote	Tractors Drive Themselves: One Man's Return to the Synod
1	1 Vote	Kill the Shit Out of Hand
1	1 Vote	10 Signs Your Significant Other Isn't Just There for a Third Term
1	1 Vote	This Penguin's Favorite Pastime Is Too Short-Term, Says Clinton Charity
1	1 Vote	Trains Should Adapt Self-Driving Car Tech to Handle 65,000 Unaccompanied Minors -- IN JANUARY!
1	1 Vote	The Latest Juice Bar to Attack U.S. Vessels

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