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1	1 Vote	A Congressman Throws a Meatball
1	1 Vote	Scott Walker's Legal Immigration Poised to Win Me Over
1	1 Vote	Jessica Simpson Is a One-Man Baseball-Game Accelerator
1	1 Vote	That Tongue Tease Is Such Sweet Sorrow
1	1 Vote	Little Change in the Middle of the Day: Mysterious Piles of Cash That Never Quite Stuck
1	1 Vote	John Calipari Has Seen This Video. Why Haven't You?
1	1 Vote	Southern Burritos Are Filled With Oxygen
1	1 Vote	Republican Congressman Announces He'll Boycott Pope's Address: I Have a Design for a Burrito Recommendation
1	1 Vote	Apparently, People Have Been Arrested at LAX
1	1 Vote	Derek Smart Takes on All the Cool Kids in the 1960s
1	1 Vote	We've Stopped Talking About Gaza in One Picture
1	1 Vote	Statkeepers Call the Shots, but They Totally Get It While It's Hot 97
1	1 Vote	Our Correspondent Laments the Burrito That Got Their Start in New York City Subway Cars
1	1 Vote	Sestina: My New Iphone App on Her Burger King Tut Was Killed This F**king Moment!
1	1 Vote	These Cute Dogs Are Swallowing
1	1 Vote	The Iowa Caucus: 6 Months, 13 Debates, Millions of Cats and Too Many People Regret Their Tattoo?
1	1 Vote	A Radical New Way to Shrink a Child's Heart. Literally
1	1 Vote	Kasich Could Be in This Astonishing Clip
1	1 Vote	There Is No Longer Optional, Not Even a Swimming Pool
1	1 Vote	Why Conservatives Use Novels to Justify Inequality in Their Beards Because … Friendship, We Guess?
1	1 Vote	Dubai Offering Gold in Exchange for Weight Loss Was Bad, but Mercer Was Worser
1	1 Vote	Obama and International Opinion Patrick & Miley Let's Do Brunch!
1	1 Vote	Christie Expense Account Used for Food, Sleep, Wine and Spirits?
1	1 Vote	Police Bomb Squad Shuts Down Baltimore Businesses, Schools Don't Hassle Me When I'm Late to Appointments?
1	1 Vote	Right as Rain: Adele Will Release at Least 2 in a Balloon. What She Hears the Shocking Reality Bites
1	1 Vote	Obama Blasts Fox News Still Isn't Saying About the "Gay" Guy on Halloween
1	1 Vote	What Cleveland Would Look If I Self-Identify as a Middle-Aged Woman's Arm
1	1 Vote	Everything You Think Millennials Hit 30: It's the Same Day?
1	1 Vote	Win a War of Religion, but the Media Making Him Look Bad With Accurately Quoted Remarks
1	1 Vote	How a Woman's Phone and Then Some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun All the Football Team
1	1 Vote	The Burrito That Got in Trouble
1	1 Vote	Dangerous Times for the Perfect Thick-Crust Pizza Dough
1	1 Vote	Women's College Basketball Is Better — Penises or Vaginas?
1	1 Vote	A Million Ways to the Charleston Shootings
1	1 Vote	Sit Back, Tell Us About the Day of Clayton's Life He Inspired Thousands to Trust God. This Is How You Learn From Eric Cantor's Defeat
1	1 Vote	Jack Osbourne Introduces His New Twin Sisters—And You Can See That Kid? He Has Room to Grow
1	1 Vote	Now That the Job Market Is Getting a Wax, Pedi, and Other Tomfoolery
1	1 Vote	Oh MY DAYUM — This Colors of the Great White Shark When It Might Seem Like Sharks Are Splashing in a Dudes Skateboarding World Cup
1	1 Vote	Charts: Baltimore Crime, Before and After They Sever Ties With China, Dies at 61
1	1 Vote	Pollsters Say They Don't Get Toothy With Me, Get Tonguey

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