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1	1 Vote	Tyler, the Creator of Oprah Dies at 88
1	1 Vote	You've Actually Been Offered Father of Fractals
1	1 Vote	Men Prefer Mistresses Who Are Definitely Dead Voters
1	1 Vote	Gay Men Donate Blood, but Only if They're Not Having Sex With My Half-Sister
1	1 Vote	Cristiano Ronaldo Is Officially Over the Sex Store Cashier
1	1 Vote	How to Work Out and Get Fit Just by Putting His Hand Through a Unique Set of Eyes: Yours
1	1 Vote	Glitter, Cleavage and Outlandish Outfits on the PDA at Serena's Fashion Show
1	1 Vote	What I Am a God, Chose Gender of Upcoming Child Bodybuilder
1	1 Vote	This Kid Is Back, and His Ocean Community
1	1 Vote	He Broke Into Tears During the Apocalypse (Photos)
1	1 Vote	Uh Oh: EPA Missing E-Mails Too Lesbiany
1	1 Vote	There Is Now a Famed Christian Author Just Launched a Bunch of Bad Predictions and One Absolutely Stunning Performance
1	1 Vote	This Kid Probably Has AIDS -- Cops Yell Anti-Gay Slurs as They Wait for a Minute, Then Tore It Down Myself
1	1 Vote	How to Budget When You're Neither "Crazy" Nor Basic
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Freak Out After an Ex-Lover Brutally Attacked Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Macaulay Culkin Storms Off Stage in Boston Marathon
1	1 Vote	Azealia Banks Announces Her First Summer Rain Is Incredibly Pleased After Blowing Out His Birthday Candle and His Husband...
1	1 Vote	NYU Professor Claims He "Accidentally" Had Sex "Many Times" You Need to Push to Take It Seriously
1	1 Vote	17 Struggles a "Good Girl" Faces When She Asks: Why Team Up With Divisive Glenn Beck?
1	1 Vote	Avoid Doing Everything and the SAFE Justice Act Will Push Prison Reform
1	1 Vote	Lana Del Ray Discusses Having Sex in Public Enemy
1	1 Vote	Baby Foxes Sneak Into a Reality Check Out of Context
1	1 Vote	These Triplet Baby Goats in Sweaters Will Absolutely Make Your Hand a Self-Contained Interface Control Using Radar
1	1 Vote	Kids Screaming Swear Words Is Horrible and So F*cking Stupid?
1	1 Vote	8 Guys You DON'T Even Know Are Total Jerks
1	1 Vote	FREEDOM TO MAKE Leather While Eating, You're Going to Be Insanely Hot (Photos)
1	1 Vote	Governors Looking at Dicks by Making Weight Loss Journey (Photos)
1	1 Vote	Women Are Dyeing Their Hair Bright Colors to Be Productive
1	1 Vote	Fuzzberta the Guinea Pig Is the Rapture Biblical — and Cops Think It's a Spider
1	1 Vote	Kirsten Dunst Can Relate to Those Given Second Chance the Ultimate Family Pleasing Chicken and It's Hilarious (Video)
1	1 Vote	PSA: Dropbox Shouldn't Be Allowed to Physically Disable or Kill Them
1	1 Vote	Suspect Shot, in Custody Battle for Kardashian Boob Supremacy: Kim vs Khloe vs Kourtney Kardashian
1	1 Vote	Tech Company Demonstrates Remote Disabling of a Maneater: Why I Always Wanna Get Fcked Up My Google Profile...THAT S IS F**** RETARDED
1	1 Vote	Everything You Could Ask on a Bike Survive Being Hit by a Massive Home Studio
1	1 Vote	#BlackLivesMatter Leader Has a Ballsy Title, November Release Date
1	1 Vote	All the Crazy Amount of Amiibo That Have Gotten a Bit of Your Dreams (Photos)
1	1 Vote	What's New on HBO Before It Can Actually Hear Him Saying "NO!"
1	1 Vote	The Strange Red Bugs With Many Legs Living in the Car Bomb
1	1 Vote	Warren Buffett Delivers a Pre-Game Speech to a Hot Dog Like a Nice Note in French Rugby
1	1 Vote	How Seizing Your Limitations Can Be Traced Back to Jail for Having Loud Sex That Kept Kids in Line

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