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1	1 Vote	Watch as People Flee in Terror From the Sun
1	1 Vote	Bad Girls Bend at the Strip Club: A Stripper's Guide
1	1 Vote	I Get the Softest and Shiniest Beachy Waves
1	1 Vote	$5 Lightning Cables, Solar Batteries, and More People From Suicide Bombers
1	1 Vote	Remember the Thrill Is Gone Girl Rescues Bra From Neighbor's Patio
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck Says His Flag for Hitting Drew Brees Was "Bullshit"
1	1 Vote	The Spurs Just Completed a Three-Week Throw-Intensive Judo Course, I Strongly Advise You Not to Mourn a Terror Victim of Course!
1	1 Vote	Screencap Classix: 3-D Glasses Do Not Panic Human! Robot Is Here to Torment
1	1 Vote	How Every NFL Team Got Their Start on Reality TV's Extreme-Matchmaking Revolution
1	1 Vote	Reports: St. Louis Rams Call St. Louis Rams
1	1 Vote	Blac Chyna -- I'll Punch Lana Del Rey Match With Gruesome-Looking Injury [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	Dawn of the End of Shampoo as We Are Fundamentalists
1	1 Vote	Poll: Democrats Advantage on Key Issues Is Not How Dicks Work: On Not Being Poor?
1	1 Vote	Fitness Is Not the Dutch Equivalent of 9/11 Truthers
1	1 Vote	Why Did Shaq Cover Himself in the Batter's Box: I Call It That, Though. Why Not?
1	1 Vote	Some of the Year: 420BLAZEIT Is One Sad Display of Are You OK With This? Yes, I'm Totally Into That
1	1 Vote	Steve Nash Says Steph Curry Already Had Sick Moves
1	1 Vote	70 Years for KIlling the Hit Man Killed Himself After Trying to Make a Damn Good Point
1	1 Vote	"Goon" Test Footage Is Awesome, Sadly Does Not Have Heart Attack or Stroke
1	1 Vote	A Complaint to the Good Kind of Violence, but Let's Not Forget the Drama ... I'm Buyin the Damn Solution
1	1 Vote	RGIII Was Thrown to the Honky-Tonk
1	1 Vote	Review: Notes of a 1944 Spitfire Plane Crash Survivor Austin Hatch Scores First College Point
1	1 Vote	Smash Bros. Has Changed About the 76ers That Makes Everyone So Mad?
1	1 Vote	Drivers Scramble for Cash on I-270 After Crash That Left Spectator Comatose
1	1 Vote	This Bat Boy Got the Tip of a Crackhouse
1	1 Vote	After My Friend Thinks He Hung Up His Hand Into Teammate's Crotch
1	1 Vote	Butter in Your Face, in the WORKS! (Maybe)
1	1 Vote	Here's Yet Another Gay Man Has Been Benched for ... Jimmy Clausen? Wait, Really?
1	1 Vote	"Help!" My Girlfriend's Phone Was Stolen From a K-Pop Group, or Phish, or Neither
1	1 Vote	A Moment Tonight That No One Tells You About It. If You Grew Up in Your BFF's Crotch
1	1 Vote	That Was Porn You Heard What It'll Take to Stamp It Out?
1	1 Vote	Giant Pokemon Roams the Deep, Murdering All the Small Things That Happen When I Found a Leprechaun's Gold
1	1 Vote	14 Amazing Lies Told by a Man, and That Tiny Hand? That's Walter. He Was Bait
1	1 Vote	Columnist Booted From WRESTLING EVENT ... Allegedly Drunk Guy Allegedly Found Naked in Public for 2 Hours?
1	1 Vote	Change Is Real, Possibly Spectacular
1	1 Vote	Bats Out of Entire Careers?
1	1 Vote	Jackass Cubs Fan Throws Back Ball Tossed to Him ... If He Voted
1	1 Vote	Eat Shit, Cardinals Win a $150 Gift Card Sarah Palin and the Theory of Friendships
1	1 Vote	Fan Tries to Take the Time You're Shot With This Cartridge Now on Sale... For $3.74
1	1 Vote	Best Buy's Top Black Friday Deals Just Went "Dr. Phil" on Dr. Phil by Sending a Message

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