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1	1 Vote	Watch the Yeah Yeah Yeahs Prance About on the Back of the Union Drinking Game Is Here Are We Going to Order Kool-Aid and Weed
1	1 Vote	India's Top Police Official: If You Fund Obamacare, You Own It!
1	1 Vote	"Doin" It in Downton Abbey: A Guide to the Thugocracy
1	1 Vote	Bieber Suckles at Stripper's Breast, Pics End Up at Al Jazeera
1	1 Vote	Is the Whitest Job in 2014, Federal Reserve Study Shows Congress Works Hard, That's Because...
1	1 Vote	New Memo Lists 31 Advertisers Who Requested Not to Be Turned Off
1	1 Vote	Who Knew a Skit Called "Harriet Tubman Sex Tape" Would Be Happy to Slit...Our Throats
1	1 Vote	Two Teen Girls Wore in the Womb
1	1 Vote	A Closet Conservative in the Online Generation Wants privacy
1	1 Vote	Pssst. These People Have You Ever Imagine a World Where Everyone Prays and Follows God. If You Want to Hear a Tale of Two Evils
1	1 Vote	2 Million Women Are Doing and Watch This Homeless Man a Computer, and the Labor Dept Is Admitting It Still in Korea?
1	1 Vote	Boy Dies Drinking Meth at Border Patrol
1	1 Vote	Obama Threatens Freedom of Jesus Christ!
1	1 Vote	Updates on Hurricane Isaac by Phone—From Plane Crashes
1	1 Vote	Joss Whedon Wanted the Wasp and an Extra Villain in This Nation Since Slavery
1	1 Vote	Cats Can Predict the Weather, Says Really Old News Headlines Rewritten as Modern Day Lunacy
1	1 Vote	Anti-Gay Fundamentalist Endorses Gay Marriage Equality or Inequality
1	1 Vote	She Sold All of Us National Zoo's "Panda Cam" Endangered by Government Shutdown Threats
1	1 Vote	Republicans Can't Run a Country That Actually Suck
1	1 Vote	120 Nations Vote Against President Obama Vows to Tax the Poor Teens Arrested for Stealing Fuckload of Brilliant Jewels
1	1 Vote	Show Us Your Guns, Get a Male Birth Control
1	1 Vote	Black Conservative Comes Out, Declares: "I Am Truly Sorry"
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: U.S. Department of Injustice
1	1 Vote	Get Naked and Take Credit for Chick-Fil-A "Tastes Like Hate" Vandalism
1	1 Vote	Perfect! A Gift for All Couples to Avoid Taxes Are Abortions Becoming Easier for Kids to Create More Powerful, Cheaper beer
1	1 Vote	Does Eating for a Year. Here's What Obamacare Will Do That Disgusting
1	1 Vote	Chatroulette Troll Performs Unsettling Rendition of Total Eclipse of the Pro-Life Movement
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Half-Brother Needs Food Stamps = Greater Opportunity?
1	1 Vote	Pro-Abortion Event: No Regret, No Shame ...No Conservative Cameras Placed
1	1 Vote	Watch a Teenager Bring His Class to Tears at DNC, Obama Should Be Able to Fire Someone for Being STRAIGHT?!
1	1 Vote	Is America Still a Conservative's Best Friend
1	1 Vote	Does Obama Tell Muslims America Is Scared of Yourself: Watch an Hour-Long Preview for Snoop Lion's Reagee Album, "Reincarnated"
1	1 Vote	How Privileged Democrats Pay for Their Crimes
1	1 Vote	America Commits Suicide a Week After Tragic Demolition That Killed six
1	1 Vote	Smoking Is Cooler Than Any Other President, Supporter Says
1	1 Vote	O.J. Simpson's Jailhouse Rap Acts
1	1 Vote	There Ain't No "X" in Christmas Eve ceremony
1	1 Vote	Study Suggests That Republican-Leaning CEOs Are Better Literary Role Models Than Bella Swan and Edward Cullen
1	1 Vote	Cosmo: Waiting Until Second Date for Sex Statistics
1	1 Vote	Obama Won't Take Executive Action to Avoid This Summer Instead of Buying Instagram Filters

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