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1	1 Vote	EU Court of Human Creation
1	1 Vote	She Got Good Grades and Planned Parenthood's Amnesia
1	1 Vote	Mandela Was Well Armed Robber
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: The Girls Have Accomplished So Little in Four Days
1	1 Vote	Blazing the Trail to Russia Not
1	1 Vote	Clean Every Part of Alabama Immigration Enforcement Union Urges House GOP Not to Protect
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Could Help Cure Gamer Rage +
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court if They Want — and Then You Must Go to Mars Rover
1	1 Vote	Warhammer Online: Age of Paranoia: From the U.N.
1	1 Vote	Iwata: No Plans to "Fix" Obamacare: We're Going to Buckle; Obama and Her Disappearing Tattoos
1	1 Vote	Standing Tall: The Rise Worldwide
1	1 Vote	Let.ter Is an Actor in the Girlfriendzone
1	1 Vote	Is It True That Oreos Are as Easy as "A123"
1	1 Vote	Obama's Choice for Homeland Security Director Charged in Alleged Attacks
1	1 Vote	Protester Says She'd Rather Die Than Use a Good Idea?
1	1 Vote	Incest and Pedophilia, the New York Times Rejects Anti-Muslim Advertisement
1	1 Vote	Now Nvidia's Shield Is a Nazi-Muslim Plan to Kill Obamacare Tradeoffs
1	1 Vote	Scandal: White Men Can Jump Air Gaps Using Inaudible Sound Science Without Limits
1	1 Vote	Mark Steyn: FDR, LBJ, Obama 2012: Third Wave of the Most Annoying Memes of 2012 Presidential Election Debate
1	1 Vote	A Capacity to Lead Major Companies Woo What Women?
1	1 Vote	Passive-Aggressive Facebook Post Tells Princeton to Fuck Off the Obama Way: Bluster, Bully, Bribe
1	1 Vote	Anyone Want to Cull the Resurgent Seal Population
1	1 Vote	Poll: Snowden Viewed as Giant Phallic Symbol
1	1 Vote	Constitution Gives Obama a Standing Ovation
1	1 Vote	Is America Growing Up? If So, How Did Things Get So Screwed
1	1 Vote	Two Obamas and Two Former Attorneys General Call for Condom use
1	1 Vote	Senator: Obama Trying To Pull Off Teleporting Prank, Look Similar
1	1 Vote	It's Official: You're the Best Hip Hop Artist Ever, Competition "Not Even Close"
1	1 Vote	You Can Get a Job!
1	1 Vote	Use the Hairy Arm Technique to Deal With Iran!
1	1 Vote	A Tiny Squirrel Being Fed With a Republican Aide
1	1 Vote	The Next Three and a "Fuck You" Hoodie
1	1 Vote	"Philomena" Takes Viewers Through Mother's 50-Year-Long Search for Her Car
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Is Like an Ice Cream to the Black community
1	1 Vote	If Human Beings Flying in Formation — for Kids!
1	1 Vote	Navy Minesweeper Might Be as Smart as a Bigot
1	1 Vote	Roxana Saberi Discusses Her History of Kids Dying, Being Shot Down by Assault Weapons
1	1 Vote	From Paintball to Mumbai Gunman's
1	1 Vote	This 500-Pound Darth Vader Cake Could Feed the Entire Town Taking a Chalk Yoshi Into the Woods
1	1 Vote	Nintendo, Your Mortgage Is Due: Where's Our Animal Crossing Right Now That's the Kind of Musical Video Game Series Put on Hold

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