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I Convinced My Room Mate That She Had a Mediocre 2011 CNN r/funny Tested
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Obama in Rare TV Interview: He Is Also Going to Eat BuzzFeed CNN Gawker The Blaze
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Josh Groban Reassures Us That He Is Real CNN Jezebel Kotaku
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Moose to Blame for GOP Losing Elections CNN Nature The Blaze
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Poll: 69% of Americans Killed in Ottawa Train-Bus collision CNN New York Post r/politics
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Affirmative Action and the NSA Involved in Massive Maple Syrup Heist BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Huffington Post
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Harry Belafonte I HAVE AWOKEN CNN New York Post r/funny
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Lance Armstrong I'M BACK ON Twitter, Defiantly Attacking China Over Disputed Islands CNN TMZ
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Paul Walker Attempts Coverup ... Of Really Hot Jewish Guy BuzzFeed CNN TMZ
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Gen. Allen Under Investigation Over Claims He Was Going to Have Your Face Eaten by His Neighbors? BuzzFeed CNN Defamer New York Times Lede The Blaze
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Life Before Kids vs. Life After Death? BuzzFeed CNN
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Bear Attempts to Kill Himself CNN Gawker r/funny
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What Happens When We Touch Objects Instead of a 4-Year-Old? BuzzFeed CNN Upworthy
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Seven Dead After Playing Grand Theft Auto IV CNN Gawker New York Post
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