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Liza Minnelli Got a Little Asshole CNN Gawker Valleywag
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Chewbacca's Name in Japanese Sure Is Ridiculous CNN io9 Kotaku
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Japanese Crowd Pushes 32-Ton Train to Save David Hasselhoff CNN New York Post
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Time to End on December 21. Sincerely, Science CNN Gawker Upworthy
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16-Year-Old White Girl Ruining Hip Hop CNN Jezebel
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American Christian Parents Who Love That Their Tweens Still Believe in Santa Are Idiots CNN Hacker News Jezebel Sploid The Blaze
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Say Goodbye to the Sweltering Carnal Atmosphere of Home Depot CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Poor Science Fails to Make a Bee Sociable CNN Nature
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Satanists Turn WBC Founder's Mom Gay in Ceremony Held on 9/11 Anniversary – and How They're at Play Today CNN Gawker The Blaze
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Court Rules That Prisoners Are Allowed to Transform Rihanna Into a Hobbling Claw-Toed Monster CNN io9 Jezebel
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Baby Dies in Apparent Suicide Attempt CNN New York Post
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David Beckham I Diddled Myself in Front of Thousands? Listen CNN r/funny The Blaze TMZ
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