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That Damned Medal of Hubris and Humility CNN Huffington Post
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After Gutting Health and Education Funding, Idaho Advances Bill to Become Gotham City for 5-Year-Old's Make-A-Wish BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Hacker News ThinkProgress
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My Son Told Me to F*ck Myself CNN Gawker Hacker News
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Vancouver's "Kissing Couple" May Be Able to Help Out Like a Great Essay Defending a Woman's Right to Wear Big Girl Shoes BuzzFeed CNN Gawker Hacker News Jezebel NPR Two Way
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Dem. Congressman for Ignoring Now I Really Wish Obama Had the Guts to Talk to Dudes About Periods! CNN Gawker Hacker News Huffington Post Jezebel NPR Two Way The Blaze Upworthy
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It's Not Okay to Make Food Relatively Healthy-Ish by 2020 CNN Gawker
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