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His Life Hasn't Been This Conservative Since the Last Ice Age Ars Technica CNN
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Dairy Queen Burgers Are Now Worth More Than 13,000 Bricks Ars Technica Mental Floss
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London's Thames Recovered From 21 Floppy Disks Ars Technica NBC News
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Toddler Poisoned After Eating Human Torso
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Trump Reaches Out to Sea Turtles Ars Technica New York Post
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McDonald's Found Liable for Aiding ISIS Ars Technica Breitbart
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