Headline Smasher

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65,603 smashes / 142,993 upvotes / smashed from 94,347 real headlines

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Most Popular Smashes

58	58 Vote	The Phoenix Suns Are Hot, and They Don't Orgasm During Sex Crimes
58	58 Vote	Snoopy Meets Charlie Brown Recluse
58	58 Vote	This Baby Totally Looks Like a Solid Sausage Sheep Shit
58	58 Vote	Notorious French Criminal Escapes From paCK oF blOoDtHirsTy wOlveS
58	58 Vote	These 4 Italian Towns Are Thriving Thanks to These Terms and Conditions
58	58 Vote	Find Your "Pocket of Freedom" to Make Your English Teacher Wet
58	58 Vote	When a Comment Gets More Upvotes Than the Smelliest Smell You've Ever Tasted
58	58 Vote	Can Someone Please Remind Me Why We Love Public Toilets? 1	1
58	58 Vote	How a Broken-Hearted Young Girl Was Ghosted by Her Ass 1	1
58	58 Vote	Report: Indiana to Fire Everyone in 2016 1	1
58	58 Vote	You Have to Wash My Hands With Acid
58	58 Vote	Man Gets Breast Implants to Win in Kentucky Derby
58	58 Vote	A Bad Night for Trump Because He's A Piece of Paper
58	58 Vote	Little Girl Noticed She Was Not Intentional
57	57 Vote	The Best Porn Is Found in Prehistoric Puma Poo
57	57 Vote	I Really Know How to Commit Suicide
57	57 Vote	Neighbor's Dog Wants to Invest in Startups That Will Make You Cry
57	57 Vote	Pet Tortoise Thinks He's a "one-Term Governor"
57	57 Vote	"Super Mario Odyssey" to Support Her 100 %
57	57 Vote	I Spilled My Milk, Now I Am a Plumber
57	57 Vote	Is Yellowstone National Park Considered a Volcano, and Is It on My Chest
57	57 Vote	Wonderwoman May or May Not Be Infested With Bedbugs
57	57 Vote	The Taurus New Moon Supermoon Is Here, So Here's How to Get a Gf
57	57 Vote	I Live in the Comments 1	1
57	57 Vote	Michael Buble Was Scared to Talk About How Gaming Pc's Were Created
57	57 Vote	Donald Trump Admits He Wants to Lick My Armpit
57	57 Vote	Guys Only Think About Your Vagina Emojis
56	56 Vote	A Crocodile's Specialized Eyes Enable It to Lose Weight Without Dieting or Exercising
56	56 Vote	70's Porn Music Video Shows Officer Rescue Driver From Fiery Crash 1	1
56	56 Vote	How I Lost My Left Leg and Was Walking Around on Bone 1	1
56	56 Vote	Snakes Love Music but Can't Imagine Marrying
56	56 Vote	Hey You Robot, Make Me Feel Less Alone
56	56 Vote	An Armed Citizenry Is a Free Citizenry, Which Is Why Eggplants Are Called Eggplants
56	56 Vote	Police: It's a Door Handle
56	56 Vote	Never Too Old for That Booty
56	56 Vote	I'm a Giant Chunk of Marble
56	56 Vote	Stolen Dog Reunited With His Daughters
56	56 Vote	Solve Puzzles With a Micro-Penis
56	56 Vote	Just Bought This Baby! 1	1
56	56 Vote	The Bible as a Feminist-Friendly Boyfriend

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