Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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65,603 smashes / 142,993 upvotes / smashed from 94,347 real headlines

1.5 average votes

Most Popular Smashes

86	86 Vote	Pussy Gets Destroyed by an Instrument 3	3
86	86 Vote	Game's Over, Mr. President, and Your Father Smells of Elderberries
86	86 Vote	Never Gonna Give You Chills 1	1
86	86 Vote	January Is a Plot to Kill Me
86	86 Vote	Students Unprepared for the Way Kids Eat Shit
86	86 Vote	Do YOU HAVE Big Boobs?
86	86 Vote	Oh Look, the Great Lakes
86	86 Vote	I Sneezed and He Yells "F**k!"
86	86 Vote	Indiana Man Pulls Out His Fake Cock
86	86 Vote	Idiots Were on Sale for $14.99
85	85 Vote	Katy Perry Ordered to Release a Sex Thing
85	85 Vote	A Whale Taking a Stand Against Trump's "Racist Tweets"
85	85 Vote	Trump: Democrats Now So Extreme That They F**k Donkeys in Bolivia
85	85 Vote	Having an Windmill in Your 20s Is Honestly So Important
85	85 Vote	This Apple Really Wants Me to Eat It!
85	85 Vote	The California Wildfires Kill That Mother F**king Mosquito
85	85 Vote	If You're a Starfish but You Accidently Conquered France Too
85	85 Vote	Two Dinosaurs Fighting Over a Thousand Dollars
85	85 Vote	There Are SWASTIKAS on the Pepsi! 1	1
85	85 Vote	Satan Has Finally Changed His Wardrobe 1	1
84	84 Vote	The Toilet at My Hotel Has a Friend 1	1
84	84 Vote	$12,000 for a Slice of Pizza
84	84 Vote	Ah, I See Satan at the CIVIC CENTER ARENA
84	84 Vote	Her Mouth Is Only Getting Louder
84	84 Vote	IKEA Stole My Plant...
83	83 Vote	The Way of Shitty Software
83	83 Vote	Get Ready to Party With Your Uncle
83	83 Vote	My Fandoms Will Always Be Wholesome 1	1
83	83 Vote	Catching Fish With a Badass Afro
83	83 Vote	Mayoral Candidate Accused of Sleeping With Rubber Duckie 2	2
83	83 Vote	My Opinion – 1	1
82	82 Vote	This Spider Just Wants to Steal a Purse
82	82 Vote	Lions Do Not MOVE! 1	1
82	82 Vote	This Is How Much I Like Ducks
82	82 Vote	And Jesus Said Ye, I Have an Idea! Over Here! 2	2
82	82 Vote	R. Kelly Is Accused of Setting Up GoFundMe Page to Raise Satan
82	82 Vote	Putin Got a Girlfriend! 1	1
82	82 Vote	Surf Party in the Comments 2	2
82	82 Vote	A Goat Gazes Into Your Computer
82	82 Vote	Tom Cruise Ship

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