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“Elephant Is Kind of a Dick to Sleeping Dog, but in a Cute Way”

3	3 Vote	This RAM Is Pissed, and Somehow Still Pretty Cute Way
2	2 Vote	Markets Are in a Cute Way
1	1 Vote	Elephant Is Kind of A Jerk
1	1 Vote	Could There Be a Dick to Her Blue Wig
1	1 Vote	NEWSFLASH: Not Enough Women Work in Your Fridge, but It's Kind of a Job
1	1 Vote	Elephant Is Kind of Lazy?
1	1 Vote	With My Little Ponies Singing About Fan Conventions Is Kind of Girl-On-Girl Love That Are Actually Snake Oil?
1	1 Vote	Post-Breakup Rebound Sex Is Real and It's Dangerous. These 7th-Graders Show Us How to Be Magic in Any Kind of a Sugar Glider
1	1 Vote	Do We Live in a Cute Little Baby, Here's How to Talk About Your Scarier White People?
1	1 Vote	How the CIA Is Kind of Makes Perfect Sense
1	1 Vote	Light Through the Eyes of a Dick
0	0 Vote	Raising Hope: A Germ of a Dick to Sleeping Dog, but in a Shelter to Learn Some Eye-Opening and Disturbing Things About Being Robbed