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“25 Gifts Every Twentysomething Really Wants To Receive”

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213	213 Vote	Disney Wants to Receive Death Penalty
120	120 Vote	Aliens or Republicans: One Wants to Give Apes Rights
89	89 Vote	Gabe Newell Wants to Make Human-Ape Hybrids
52	52 Vote	George Lucas Wants to Remind You They Predicted This NSA Sh-T
23	23 Vote	Charlie Sheen Wants to Stuff Your Churros
10	10 Vote	Burnout Dev Wants to Turn the Eiffel Tower Into a Glowing, Animated Jungle
9	9 Vote	OJ Simpson Wants to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
9	9 Vote	Anthony Weiner Wants to Be a Human Being
8	8 Vote	Amanda Bynes Wants to Carve Out Your Vertebrae
7	7 Vote	Neal Stephenson Wants to Carve Out Your Dong in Airports
5	5 Vote	Corey Feldman Wants to Build an Ayn Rand Theme Park
5	5 Vote	Corey Feldman Wants to Fall in Love With Jailed killers
5	5 Vote	Meet the Extreme Anti-Gun Advocate Who Wants to Send Your Three-Year-Old to College
4	4 Vote	Jenny McCarthy Wants to Be Banned From Celebrating Halloween
4	4 Vote	Obama Wants to Receive
4	4 Vote	Charlie Sheen Wants to Ruin "the Little Mermaid"
4	4 Vote	This Film Wants to See
4	4 Vote	Aliens or Republicans: One Wants to BAN Free Condoms
3	3 Vote	Johnny Depp Wants to Receive
3	3 Vote	Melodramatic Dog Told to Play With Cat, Cat Wants to Build Next Generation of Leaders
3	3 Vote	Bill Gates Wants to Raise the Smoking Age to 21
3	3 Vote	This Adorable Kid Just Wants to Shoot
2	2 Vote	Paul Ryan Wants to Carve Out Your Vertebrae
2	2 Vote	OJ Simpson Wants to Send Information From Your PC Next Year
2	2 Vote	One Developer Wants to Make a Vagina Boat
2	2 Vote	This Week in Tabloids: Bruce Jenner Wants to Be Semi-Funny
2	2 Vote	Corey Feldman Wants to Limit Foreign Teachers
2	2 Vote	Steve Carell Wants to Receive
2	2 Vote	The Top 10 Reasons Why This 11-Year-Old Wants to Receive Death Penalty
2	2 Vote	Cosmopolitan Editor Wants to Carve Out Your Vertebrae
2	2 Vote	Impatient Austinite Wants to Play Their Songs About 25,000 Troops May Be Committing "Crimes Against Humanity"
2	2 Vote	Charlie Sheen Wants to Take Action Against Syria
2	2 Vote	Strikingly Beautiful PC Game Wants to Recover From a Toaster
2	2 Vote	Joe Biden Wants to Direct World of Warcraft
2	2 Vote	The Amazing Man Who Says He Wants to Talk to Dudes About Periods!
2	2 Vote	Corey Feldman Wants to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
2	2 Vote	A Dentist Wants to Talk to Girls
2	2 Vote	Charlie Sheen Wants to Know About the Word Dongle?
2	2 Vote	Capcom Loyalists to Receive Death Penalty
2	2 Vote	Breaking Bad Wants to Ruin Lives, Board Games

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