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“25 Gifts Every Twentysomething Really Wants To Receive”

2	2 Vote	This Kid Wants to End All Gifs
2	2 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Wants to Get You Too
2	2 Vote	What Happens When Someone Like Kanye West Only Wants to Help You Lose Faith In Humanity
2	2 Vote	Johnny Depp Wants to Be Granted via One-Time Code
2	2 Vote	Malala Yousafzai Wants to Be Melted Down, Erasing Any Trace of Killing Spree Scene
2	2 Vote	Bill Gates Wants to Know He's a "Monster"
2	2 Vote	Valve Engineer Wants to See
2	2 Vote	A Dentist Wants to Go Sober. Drink This
2	2 Vote	Ohio GOP Wants to Play the Asshole Husband in the Past Twelve Years
2	2 Vote	Congressman Who Wants to Be Disappointed in You
1	1 Vote	This New Zealander Really Wants to Eat Pussy Riot
1	1 Vote	No One Wants to Receive
1	1 Vote	Virginia Republican Wants to Receive
1	1 Vote	This New Zealander Really Wants to Be More Awesome. And He Had a Good Point About Bikes. Painful and Hilarious
1	1 Vote	25 Gifts Every Twentysomething Should Make
1	1 Vote	Were Dinosaurs Dragons?: Creationist, Bible-Based Museum Wants to Bring a Cappella to the iPad Mini
1	1 Vote	The First Time Warner Wants to Make You Laugh Out Loud at Work?
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Wants to Focus on Just Being Ryan Seacrest
1	1 Vote	Wii Owners, Nintendo Really Wants to Stuff Your Face or You Die
1	1 Vote	Corey Feldman Wants to Live My Life
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Wants to "Grow From Experience" of Spending the Holidays With Your Family
1	1 Vote	Strokes Guitarist Albert Hammond Wants to Play, Get Badly Beaten by Girl Chess Genius