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“30 Things You’re Only Afraid Of If You Live In Los Angeles”

4	4 Vote	If You Use Your Cheapo Coffee Machine to Cook a Turkey
3	3 Vote	We Just Live in a Coke Bottle
3	3 Vote	If You Rob a Store Using Your Mind
3	3 Vote	32 People Who Live in Los Angeles
3	3 Vote	The Brave New World, We Just Live in a Blender With New Security Measures
3	3 Vote	If You Only Know PHP. How Do We Have Chemical Weapons
2	2 Vote	If You Only Know How to Kill Me
3	3 Vote	If You Develop Web Apps, Don't Do Anything to Protect
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4