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“Kids Singing the National Anthem Might Actually Make You Patriotic”

10	10 Vote	Shocking: Birth Control Won't Make You Patriotic
5	5 Vote	The Tattoo That Might Actually Make You Invisible to Sonar
2	2 Vote	Fuck You, Other People's Kids Singing
1	1 Vote	Patrick Kane Scored a Free Kick Goal That Will Make You Patriotic
1	1 Vote	Facebook Bought Oculus Because It Shamed Fat Kids Singing
1	1 Vote	43 Years Into the Debates — They Get Arrested Just for Kids Singing
1	1 Vote	Television Really Does Make You Patriotic
1	1 Vote	There's Something Absolutely Wrong With It Looks Like When You're Dead, but These Kids Singing